Car, Car, C-A-R, Stick Your Head
In a Jelly Jar!
We were talking today about songs and chants we used to recite as kids and regional variations. Jingle bells, Santa smells... etc. What do you recall these many years later? |
jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away
Kojak lost his lollipop so he ate a Milky Way |
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Wears frilly knickers and a see-through bra Did a skid, Killed a kid Chopped of his knackers on a dustbin lid |
My boys sing a song about blowing up their teachers on the school bus to the tune of 'on top of old smokey'.
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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel and joker takes ballet (hey!) |
On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball, when somebidy sneezed It rolled off the table and onto the floor and then my poor meatball rolled out of the door it rolled into the garden, and under a bush And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush. |
my kids sing a bloody version of "dashing through the snow"
...but thankfully they're in bed now, so i can't ask them for the lyrics |
It's been a few years since I heard my kids sing their version, but I think it goes like this:
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, o'er the hills we go, smashing into trees ow, ow, ow The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead. I woke up in the hospital, with stitches in my head. |
Joy to the world,
The school burned down. And all the teachers cried! We're looking for the Principle He's hanging on the flagpole Swinging by his underwear, Swinging by his underwear, Swi-ing-ing by-y-y his un-der-wear. |
We three kings of orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar It exploded, we reloaded Now we are on the moon |
Joy to the World,
The teacher's dead We barbecued her head! Don't worry about the body We flushed it down the potty And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And ro - und, and ro - und and round it goes. |
As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before The wind and rain had done it's work and this is what I saw: Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer, Ken-L Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars. So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea. |
We're like a modern Brothers Grimm, getting all these folk songs into print.
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I see stars, I see Mars,
I see someone's underdrawers. |
Great big globs of greasey slimy gopher guts,
Dirty little babies feet, Mutilated monkey meat And me without my spoon But I had a straw (sluuuuurrrp!) |
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