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wolf 04-15-2005 12:25 AM

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I went to my local police to complain, but because my boyfriend lived in the Kinki Region ...
heh heh heh ... she said Kinki.

Probably unintentional humor aside ... that is a terrible situation, but I amazed the Japanese are only just discovering this. The amount of ex-revenge of this type occuring here is probably pretty massive, judging from the amount of amateur porn available.

BigV 04-15-2005 12:59 AM

heheh... yeah, kinki. Actually, check out the sidebar articles. The Waiwai is a WHOLE SECTION of this kind of "news".

BrianR 04-19-2005 09:35 AM

I couldn't sleep last night so I played with my "Stumble" button.

Here are a few links that I thought worthy of sharing, all are safe for work, although a few will waste time.

http://badassmovieimages.com/
http://www.blockland.us/blockland/index.asp?p=home
http://www.altonbrown.com/
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
http://www.geology.smu.edu/~dpa-www/robo/nbot/
http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/cushione.html
http://www.ws.binghamton.edu/fridrich/video.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death_Trivia.html
http://www.cert.org/tech_tips/home_networks.html
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/
http://www.vetinfo.com/
http://www.re-date.com/
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
http://www.dumbfacts.com/facts.php?a=top25
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html
http://www.fast-rewind.com/
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://www.jonhs.com/moviesounds/index.php
http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/survival.html
http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_1.php
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
http://www.murphys-laws.com/
http://www.topsecretrecipies.com/
http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/
http://www.liberatedgames.com/gamelisting.php
http://www.cult-film.com/
http://www.netdisaster.com/
http://www.geocities.com/ben-fuzzybear/acronyms.html
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html
http://www.brainyquote.com/
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/prank.html

breakingnews 04-24-2005 10:02 PM

This is fabulous.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

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Vin Diesel cuts his penis off every night with baling twine only to find it fully regenerated the next morning. Only he and the billy goats know why.

BigV 04-25-2005 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by breakingnews
This is fabulous.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Yes, fabulous AND educational. I never new half those things!

:lol2:

mrnoodle 04-25-2005 12:55 PM

(crying as I write this)
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Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.
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Vin Diesel is a strict vegan vegetarian in all respects except that he will eat shrimp. When challenged on this, he insists the shrimp are "the lettuce of the sea".

I'll stop now. My tummy hurts.

wolf 04-25-2005 01:20 PM

"Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part."

I am enjoying this totally too much.

(i just spent the weekend immersed in Vin Diesel movies ... watched Pitch Black, Dark Fury (which was unnecessary) and Chronicles of Riddick in one sitting ... oooh yeah!!

wolf 04-25-2005 01:43 PM

Oh my word. I have to go to work. I have to stop hitting the reload button.

"Vin Diesel is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans."

jinx 04-25-2005 02:12 PM

For Vin Diesel so loved the world, he gave us God.

lookout123 04-25-2005 02:39 PM

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Vin Diesel killed a hooker one winter, disemboweled her, and lived inside her evicerated body for 3 months until spring.
:mg:

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It has been proposed by some people that Vin Diesel may not actually exist, and is simply a myth told to children to keep them in line. The reason these allegations are not well known is due to the fact that everyone who makes such allegations is found nude in a field with their skin removed and replaced by "Keep on Trucking!" bumper stickers.

breakingnews 04-25-2005 02:44 PM

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Vin Diesel achieved literary success in the late 1800's after authoring the internationally reknowned narrative of human life during the Napoleonic Wars, War & Peace. What most Vin Diesel fans don't know is that when it was originally printed in the Russian language, the title actually translated to War: What Is It Good For?. It was also published under the pseudonym Leo Tolstoy, but this is common knowledge.
Oh my goodness.

breakingnews 04-25-2005 02:45 PM

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Vin Diesel has solved all of history's greatest problems with ho-slappings and his unique ability to ejaculate anti-matter.
Holy shit.

Now, I know I posted this link, but I decided to read a few more before I left work ... I am sitting here giggling like a little girl. Thank god my editor is not in the office today.

lookout123 04-25-2005 03:01 PM

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Vin Diesel invented Manwich using meat he found in plastic bags behind Abortion clinics.
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Vin Diesel doesn't like dogs. He eats three a day, just for spite.
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Google is not a standard search engine, as once thought, but rather, an e-mail sent directly to the brain of Vin Diesel, who then immediately e-mails back the warranted response.
and with that i have to close that link. it is too much fun.

zippyt 04-25-2005 08:52 PM

Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.

zippyt 04-25-2005 08:57 PM

Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin

and


Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh.




That is all


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