unbelievable.

I know.

That dude followed through way too far for a putt.

Maybe for a putt, but not for a putz. ;)

Dis is funneh.

from Yahoo!Sports

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Research, people, research.

marketing, people, marketing!

It's funny, because I don't know shit about football but I always remember that 2002 is when the Houston Texans came into existence. Because we were in final beta for Quarterback Challenge 2003, and the designers were shoving the brand new team data into the game at the last possible nanosecond. Except we'd already done the audio with the professional sports announcers months ago, and there was no way we could afford to get them back for another session. But I did have approximately 16,000 files of source material. So I went through and pulled the audio file for every Hugh, Hubert, humongous, and humor; and every Johnston, Royston, Livingston, and Penistone; and every Tex syllable; and every "unz;" and spent all night Frankensteining various combinations together into appropriate inflections for every team name stitch in the game. Ironically, the dude actually said the words "Houston" and "Texans," in an unlockable interview clip talking about how he remembered something not-at-all-interesting about the Dallas Texans in the 1960s. But he slurred his speech and it was unusable.

It has come to my attention that some recent new members seem hopelessly incapable of understanding how to post in a discussion (sort of) forum like the Cellar. So here are a few tips (and don't forget the jar, either).

1) Post randomly in threads that have absolutely no connection to whatever message it is that you're trying to get across. When folks who have been here a while chide you on this behavior, going ballistic is always a good way to make lots of new BFFF.

An example of this can be found here.

Are you available for donkey shows?

If you've got the equipment, I've got the time. :D

Tip # 2:

Always start a whole new thread about really important issues, so they don't get lost in the shuffle. For example:

Look at the Cookie I Ate!

Pictures of Blades of Grass

Here's a Really Funny Video

My Phone Rang

Look at ME!

How much is 198 - 37?

My favorite word is "it."

I have brown hair!

Donkey Show, fyi.

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Watch for the deck ladder ricocheting off the dude's noggin.

With multiple camera angle goodness.

Notice the first scene, a steady-cam view from outside the boat !

Someone is paying big money for that fishing trip.

That particular camera may be on one of those long white poles poking up out da backa da boat.

I was wondering what they were for when I posted the vid.