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Carruthers 04-27-2019 06:54 AM

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Back to the future

Lambeth council has begun using shire horses to tend to its parks, evoking images of 18th-century life.
Murdoch and Joey have been deployed to rake over sections of Clapham Common in south-west London so wildflower seeds can be planted.
It is hoped that reverting to using animals rather than tractors will cut emissions.
BiB Well, it's true that they don't churn out diesel particulates but anyone with just a passing acquaintance of horses knows that they are martyrs to flatulence.

Truly a sin of emission.


Gravdigr 04-27-2019 08:16 AM

The following link goes to a video of a horse about to mate with another horse, and Ol' Soapy is open for bidness.

But, apparently, she wasn't quite there yet. She kicks him, and drops him like a sack of potatos. Permanent-like. He didn't fall asleep, not pining for the fjords. I say you he dead.:dedhorse:

No means no motherfucker.

Gravdigr 04-27-2019 08:18 AM

I've never seen or even heard of that.

sexobon 04-27-2019 08:25 AM

It seems you've never seen or even heard of editing (ETA) a post either; so, that's not saying much. :lol:


Griff 04-27-2019 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1031247)
With God as my witness, I thought air cavalry horses could fly...

WKRP noted and approved

xoxoxoBruce 04-27-2019 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 1031291)
It is hoped that reverting to using animals rather than tractors will cut emissions.

Yeah, that's a strictly political statement, a wildly inaccurate feel good statement.

It's fortuitous for us the Shires are not carnivorous.

Gravdigr 04-28-2019 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1031298)
It seems you've never seen or even heard of editing (ETA) a post either; so, that's not saying much. :lol:


Um, whut?

sexobon 04-28-2019 01:26 PM

You chain post well within the editing time that won't even show up as being annotated as edited. It's like you're chasing the Guinness World Record for gratuitous posts.

It's as though you've never seen or even heard of editing posts; hence, I poked fun at the behavior when you did it again to say that you've never seen or even heard of something else.

You're a riot! :lol2:

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:03 AM

You're an idiot.

I really don't care what you think of my posting habits.

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:03 AM

I hope it gives ya hives.

I really do.

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:04 AM

No, I mean really.

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:04 AM

Are ya itching yet?

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:05 AM

Blood pressure up?

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:05 AM

Does it really bother ya that much?

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:06 AM

That I post without using the edit button?

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:07 AM

Over and over?

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:07 AM

Have a stroke.

Gravdigr 04-29-2019 11:08 AM

Hell, have two.

sexobon 04-29-2019 04:50 PM

Your brain leaks. It's funny the way it drivels out here in the forums. Could be different IRL. Fortunately, no one here has had to listen to it in person; or, one may have wanted to kill one's self. :lol:

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1031517)
may have wanted to kill one's self. :lol:

That's exactly how it works for me.

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 10:24 AM

Chain post.

Well with in the editing timeframe...

ETA: I edited this post twice. Once I didn't use the ETA qualifier. I bet that's confusing the fuck outta ya. It's why I woke up today, you know.

sexobon 04-30-2019 03:46 PM

Any excuse for more gratuitous posts. Milking it for all you can I see. Good luck with trying to make it look like an accomplishment. Sorry about your OCD.

Gravdigr 05-01-2019 01:32 PM


Gravdigr 05-01-2019 01:33 PM

Two, two gratuitous posts...

Gravdigr 05-01-2019 01:33 PM


Gravdigr 05-01-2019 01:34 PM

...ah, ah.

ETA: What's this? Four, four gratuitous posts!!!

:cheerldr:Yay me!:cheerldr:

Oop, hurt m'shoulder patting m'self on the back.

sexobon 05-01-2019 04:03 PM

That should have been good for at least a half dozen. Seems you can't keep it up for long anymore. I hear there's a medication for that. Sorry about your ADD.

Gravdigr 05-02-2019 10:14 AM

I knew you was a pole inspector.

I just knew it.

Gravdigr 05-02-2019 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1031657)
That should have been good for at least a half dozen.

So, now I'm not posting enough for you?

Make up your mind.

sexobon 05-02-2019 04:28 PM

I just don't think you have what it takes to catch up with xoB's number of posts no matter how hard you seem to be trying. At least not before he becomes infirm; or, croaks. Sorry about your inferiority complex.

Gravdigr 05-03-2019 12:27 PM

Good bye.

sexobon 05-03-2019 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1031749)
Good bye.


Take your pick. Any of these will FIFY. Sorry about your cacography.

Gravdigr 05-04-2019 11:53 AM

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sexobon 05-04-2019 12:02 PM

Must be horsefly fishing.

Sorry about your addiction.

Gravdigr 05-05-2019 11:45 AM

I was horse's ass fishing.

And I caught one, too.

sexobon 05-05-2019 12:16 PM

I see tw failed with his gravdigrchild.

Sorry you've gone lame.

Gravdigr 05-05-2019 12:20 PM

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Here, Box, try some of this:

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It's for assholes that just need to lighten the fuck up.

sexobon 05-05-2019 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1031298)
It seems you've never seen or even heard of editing (ETA) a post either; so, that's not saying much. :lol:


You're the emotionally disturbed attention whore who takes posts done in jest and makes mountains out of molehills from them.

You've used the ":stickpoke" many times to take jabs at others; yet, they don't react to it the way you do.

The alcoholism has made you paranoid delusional about who needs to lighten up. You've fried some of the judgement centers in your brain. That's why it leaks. You're just a stinkin' coward who gets his courage from a bottle.

You're amusing.

Gravdigr 05-06-2019 01:51 PM

Um, yer holdin' the sticky end of your stick.

Gravdigr 05-06-2019 01:56 PM

I think you liiiike me.:jig:

sexobon 05-06-2019 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1031957)
I think ....:jig:

You should do that more often. You'll have fewer clashes here.

Aladdin17 05-31-2019 12:50 PM

Nice Horses

xoxoxoBruce 05-31-2019 04:30 PM

Horses? Oh right, horses. Yes they are, and big ones too. I've had some step on my feet and would not recommend it. Do you ride horses Aladdin?

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2019 11:16 AM

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Frederik, Lord of the Friesians...

Diaphone Jim 06-05-2019 03:21 PM

Dogs people have bred to have that kind of hair can die from burrs and tangles.
Maybe horses too. Anyone know?

xoxoxoBruce 06-06-2019 11:23 PM

I doubt Frederik has ever seen a burr. :lol: But should think horses bred for those traits probably lead pretty pampered lives.

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2019 12:47 AM

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Horse who's who...

Gravdigr 06-17-2019 01:32 PM

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Nothing to see here, move along folks, just a horse gonna play in the pool:

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xoxoxoBruce 11-26-2019 09:01 PM

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Damn, that's a horny horse...

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I know they're antlers, don't even bother.

Gravdigr 11-27-2019 11:57 AM

Too much antler dodgin'.

xoxoxoBruce 11-27-2019 10:11 PM

That's how the front of his hat brim got turned up.

Gravdigr 11-28-2019 03:02 PM

I thought it might have been turned up from sheer speed.

xoxoxoBruce 02-07-2020 11:47 PM

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Serious horsepower...

Diaphone Jim 02-08-2020 11:38 AM

Then there's this guy (just starting out?):


BigV 02-08-2020 07:36 PM

xoxoxoBruce 02-08-2020 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim (Post 1046231)
Then there's this guy (just starting out?):

So Meier is stealing logs from the Municipal forest using horse training as a cover. Very clever. :haha:

Griff 02-10-2020 07:02 AM


Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1046238)

That was brilliant.

Gravdigr 02-15-2020 03:06 AM

Beautiful animal.

Watch a doc called Buck. I think Buck Branneman (sp?) was the horse whisperer that The Horse Whisperer was based on. Really good show, from a couple different perspectives.

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