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Gravdigr 04-16-2018 02:14 PM

R. Lee Ermey

That man was an icon.:sniff:

:blackr:

Gravdigr 04-16-2018 02:28 PM

Quote:

You're ass looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

You climb obstacles like old people fuck.

You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.

I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think ya been cheated.

There is no racial bigotry in my beloved Corps. We do not look down on niggers, kykes, WAPS, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
The best part of Ermey in FMJ was the story of how he got the role. Might be part urban legend.

He was a military/technical advisor on the film, and knew the guy in the role he would get was not cutting it. He made and sent a video of himself to the director/producer/whoever. In the vid he was being pummeled in the face with oranges and tennis balls, whilst spewing the most vile stream of wordsinsults a human has ever been exposed to. For 15 minutes he hardly took a breath, or blinked. Indeed, I watched the flick once to see if I could catch him blinking. I don't think I did.

monster 04-16-2018 09:28 PM

I just read/understood he was the adviser and stepped up to demonstrate what it should look like ...and was hired....

Gravdigr 04-17-2018 02:26 PM

Coulda been. Might have happened that way. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps.

Did it really happen? Who can say?

glatt 04-17-2018 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1007184)
Who can say?

Well, not R Lee Ermey. Not any more. They tell no tales.

Happy Monkey 04-17-2018 03:34 PM

RIP Harry Anderson.

Griff 04-17-2018 04:54 PM

and Carl Kasell

Gravdigr 04-18-2018 02:36 PM

Babs

Gravdigr 04-18-2018 02:36 PM

I mean Martha Washington.

Gravdigr 04-18-2018 02:37 PM

Dammit.

I mean Barbara Bush.

Gravdigr 04-18-2018 02:38 PM

It was either Barbara Bush, or the guy on the Quaker Oats box, I had the sound off.

monster 04-18-2018 05:26 PM

Dale Winton, known to Brits. 62, cause unknown

DanaC 04-19-2018 01:58 PM

Dale Winton. Man, that surprised me when I heard it on the news this morning.

Gravdigr 04-19-2018 03:18 PM

Now I gotta go see what a Dale Winton is.

Was.

monster 04-19-2018 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1007252)
Now I gotta go see what a Dale Winton is.

Was.

effeminate daytime gameshow host.


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