The Drunk Thread
 

For posting here when you have become drunkded. List the contributing factors.

Stella Artois X2
Vodka Tonic X4
Red Wine X2

The Smooooooove is hereby drunkded.

Hey...we already have a 'meaningless drunk thread' in nothingland somewhere.

I've just started on a glass of wine. I'm a long way off drunk yet, but I thought I'd just post here anyway. :)

too drunk to use the search tool

Beer wine AND vodka tonic?

this mixture does not sound like a good idea

My rationale for drinking too much red wine is that I'm trying to ingest enough resveratrol to fuck cancer.

I was not my own bartender.

oh god. where's the morning after thread?

Wow, you sure are an early-morning-after-riser! I would still have my pillow wrapped around my head.

I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

We don't have one of those, and with good reason I suspect.

How could UT possibly afford the bandwidth required for that thread? :D

you need to lace their bedtime cocoa

Damn!
Finally a thread that I can post in on a daily basis. And a topic in which I am highly knowledgeable and experienced. See you at 1700!

You know what they say.

It's always 8am somewhere!

Man, you have this problem too?

Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it.


And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm. :)


ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate.