Hello Out There
 

Where is everybody?

What?

Who, me?

Damn, you woke me up... http://cellar.org/2015/eyes12.jpg

Pffft

You had to get up to pee anyhow.

Fridays are usually slow for some reason

Sorry we had a wedding down in Leesburg.

I'm at home, nursing a hangover.

I'm riding a runaway train between now and Christmas. If anyone wants to do my Christmas shopping for me, I'll put my feet up and chat awhile...

I was sitting in Lincoln, NE but now I'm in Dayton OH arguing with my dispatcher over a load of cereal. What an exciting life I lead!

Drive carefully, don't be a cereal killer.

Siri's ill?!

What's wrong with her? Is it one of those computer viruses?

Fuck her. The know-it-all bitch.