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GunMaster357 09-21-2010 08:46 AM

You're right. As a man, I confirm that it's highly erotic for both man and woman.

I've known a few women who could go to climax without external stimulation by just giving a blowjob.

I consider it a very nice preliminary, but not a "must do", after all some women don't like that. And I love to reciprocate and taking my time about it.

Nirvana 09-21-2010 09:36 AM

This thread and its drift makes me want to kill a hobo :eyebrow: :)

Cloud 09-21-2010 12:49 PM

gee, mention blow jobs and look what happens!

Gravdigr 09-21-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 683713)
I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.

Hi! My name is Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, blow jobs, and large-breasted British women...:D

Quote:

I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo.
That's what he gets for trying to finger your head.:p:

Gravdigr 09-28-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 683732)
I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.

I enjoy reading this post.:rolleyes:

henry quirk 09-29-2010 09:16 AM

'snivelling xenophobic yesman'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

classicman 09-29-2010 11:45 AM

Hey look - its Henry - Crawl out from under your rock again?

Flint 09-29-2010 11:49 AM

BAN THE PANTS OFF OF HENRY "JERK" !!!1

Shawnee123 09-29-2010 11:56 AM

Oh noes. monster and henry are two of the few with any balls around here. On second thought, yes, let's take off his pants. :lol:

Trilby 09-29-2010 01:29 PM

I used to have some metaphoric balls.

but now I just don't care very much. About anything. And all the arguments in the Cellar are the same arguments/name-calling/hate-slinging/you'restupidnoyou'restupid freakfests that have been rattling around the Universe forevah. veeeeery boring arguments and we all know who is who and who likes who and what and who is a left leaning bleeding heart and who is an evil right wing nutjob. There are no more surprises!

Apathy. I gots it.

Shawnee123 09-29-2010 01:35 PM

But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Apathy, you gots it. Only you expressed apathy in an entirely non-apathetic way. ;)

This is why we love the Cellar. Be apathetic. Be argumentative. Just, please, don't cry.

monster 09-29-2010 07:59 PM

Some rocks are diamonds.

sexobon 09-29-2010 08:25 PM

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Sundae 09-30-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 685586)
I used to have some metaphoric balls.
but now I just don't care very much. About anything.

You lie. Bet you still care about the BJ discussion.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 685590)
But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Metaphoric balls? We suck those too. Roll them around in our mouths.

Sorry this is a walk on the seedy side.
But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

[Disclaimer: this is meant in a saucy wench, cock in teeth way, not to demean any male Dwellar]

GunMaster357 09-30-2010 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 685860)
But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

How much do you charge for a vasectomy?:)


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