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henry quirk 09-20-2010 10:09 AM

"So classic cries enough, you get banned from the Cellar..."
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

toranokaze 09-20-2010 10:11 AM

I stand my WTF

monster 09-20-2010 10:16 AM

*snort* @ Tags

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 10:54 AM

He must give really good blow jobs!

:lol2:

:corn:

footfootfoot 09-20-2010 11:09 AM

tags?

Hey welcome back Shawnee. They were talking about you, ya know.

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 11:15 AM

Thank you. :)

Hey, you know, my ears WERE burning but I thought it was from the tugging from all the blow jobs I was giving. Hmmm. Who woulda thunk?

glatt 09-20-2010 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 683523)
tags?

down at the bottom of the page, below "post reply" in order to make searching for this thread easier in the future.

monster 09-20-2010 11:29 AM

Just below the post reply button on the left.

We weren't talking about shawnee so much as writing on the back of the bathroom door about her, I thought.

O, hai, shaw! Were you gone?

footfootfoot 09-20-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 683526)
down at the bottom of the page, below "post reply" in order to make searching for this thread easier in the future.

laughing at tags too.
thanks

classicman 09-20-2010 12:16 PM

Neat thread - I almost feel famous - or is that infamous?

Funny how Redux gets banned and up pops Henry from virtually a 1 year hiatus.

Didn't know I meant that much to you. How's that philosophy thing working out for ya?
Anything new over at dissident or able2know? Did you find the answers that you were seeking?

Pico and ME 09-20-2010 12:20 PM

Hi Shawnee!!

Yeah, the tags are funny!

Why did Redux get banned?

glatt 09-20-2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 683540)
Why did Redux get banned?

He was being a troll and then dared a moderator to ban him. So he was banned for 30 days.

Pico and ME 09-20-2010 12:43 PM

Well, from my perspective...the people he was trolling...needed it.

footfootfoot 09-20-2010 12:45 PM

Is HQ the same as Redux?

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 12:47 PM

Hahhaa. No, they are not the same person. :rolleyes:

Henry is a free agent who does as he chooses. To hold me responsible
for his accurate and true observations, while very flattering, is a
mistake.

Flint 09-20-2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 683546)
Well, from my perspective...the people he was trolling...needed it.

It's not about who you agree with, it's about how you behave yourself. Not sure why this is a difficult concept.

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 12:55 PM

It's an easy concept. So, why isn't classic banned? His part in it, despite his "but I didn't DO anything" was equal to or greater than redux.

It's not who you know...

Pico and ME 09-20-2010 01:18 PM

I truly appreciated Redux's counterpoint to the rabid right on this forum. Its a shame that it devolved into name-calling diatribes, BUT anyone who tries to have a point/counter point with Merc has to be a saint not to fall into that trap.

Happy Monkey 09-20-2010 01:23 PM

It is sad that when it got down to posts with content and insults versus just insults, it was the former that gets banned. Not that I would support banning the latter either.

monster 09-20-2010 01:28 PM

I think we should ban the lattes. All this coffee nonsense confuses me.

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 683557)
I think we should ban the lattes. All this coffee nonsense confuses me.

Really? Cause I was thinking we needed to ban the lentils. I'm really tired of all the lentils running around. Can we get some ban for the lentils?

Gravdigr 09-20-2010 02:12 PM

I used to use Ban, but, I switched to Right Guard.

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 02:12 PM

Gee, then what does your left side smell like? ;)

Gravdigr 09-20-2010 02:13 PM

A short order grill.

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 02:14 PM

mmmmm, I'll have ham on rye, hold the mayo.

Spexxvet 09-20-2010 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 683557)
I think we should ban the lattes. All this coffee nonsense confuses me.

Then take the espresso train out of town

glatt 09-20-2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 683567)
Gee, then what does your left side smell like? ;)

I've missed you shawnee.

Flint 09-20-2010 02:38 PM

Because he likes blowjobs.

Pico and ME 09-20-2010 02:40 PM

Thats just a prickish thing to say.

Shawnee123 09-20-2010 02:45 PM

Take a number and get in line!

Gravdigr 09-20-2010 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 683569)
mmmmm, I'll have ham on rye, hold the mayo.

I've been holding the mayo for a long, looooooooooooooooooooooong time.

If you order from The Gravdigr Grill, trust me, you're getting the mayo.

Spexxvet 09-20-2010 03:25 PM

Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

skysidhe 09-20-2010 06:45 PM

Where is this whining crying post by classic? I see pot shots taken at Merc and Classic all the time ( by people other than Red )and much of the time they seem to try to ignore it.

I like all three guys but red sure does get bent and he did ask to be banned. Sorry red. There was no sexual harassment of women. Red,prior to you being banned I read and reread classics post. If someone wants to link to that post to prove red was right please do and I will recant.

classicman 09-20-2010 06:50 PM

Sky - thanks, but really. I said plenty of things of which I'm not proud.

skysidhe 09-20-2010 06:54 PM

wow, I know. duh

I am talking about the reason for Red being banned and your post and not about the 'whole of you'
* giving you the stink eye*:p:

Cloud 09-20-2010 08:09 PM

there's somebody who doesn't like blowjobs? wow, never knew . . .

Crimson Ghost 09-21-2010 12:27 AM

I LOVE blowjobs.

Know why a bride smiles on her wedding day?
She gave her last blowjob the night before.

BTW, Shawnee, it's about fucking time you got your ass back in here!

Aliantha 09-21-2010 03:09 AM

I know my husband likes them. :)

Sundae 09-21-2010 05:11 AM

I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.
If it's just foreplay I'm not as fussed about the size.

I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo. My bad for sucking someone off at a posh function. He was my boyfriend at the time, I hasten to add. We snuck back into the event, him with a satisfied smirk and me with a shocked expression and watering eyes.

DucksNuts 09-21-2010 05:15 AM

Ive seen a vid where a guy was pulling a chick back and forth by her ears....I'd start laughing if some guy tried that on me.

I think Ive had my ears tugged, and hummed "working class man"

Aliantha 09-21-2010 05:18 AM

I don't think I've ever had my ears tugged.

I did have a male friend a few years ago who used to joke about the fact that the reason he had ears that stuck out was so that they made good handles. He was gay.

Sundae 09-21-2010 05:20 AM

What do you call a guy with no dick, who's popular with the ladies?

Fuck knows.

Aliantha 09-21-2010 05:22 AM

Man: Hey baby, come and sit on my face!

Woman: Is your nose bigger than your dick?

DucksNuts 09-21-2010 05:23 AM

Sundae, why do you prefer a man with a short fat cock for swallowing?

Sundae 09-21-2010 05:26 AM

I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.

GunMaster357 09-21-2010 08:46 AM

You're right. As a man, I confirm that it's highly erotic for both man and woman.

I've known a few women who could go to climax without external stimulation by just giving a blowjob.

I consider it a very nice preliminary, but not a "must do", after all some women don't like that. And I love to reciprocate and taking my time about it.

Nirvana 09-21-2010 09:36 AM

This thread and its drift makes me want to kill a hobo :eyebrow: :)

Cloud 09-21-2010 12:49 PM

gee, mention blow jobs and look what happens!

Gravdigr 09-21-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 683713)
I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.

Hi! My name is Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, blow jobs, and large-breasted British women...:D

Quote:

I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo.
That's what he gets for trying to finger your head.:p:

Gravdigr 09-28-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 683732)
I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.

I enjoy reading this post.:rolleyes:

henry quirk 09-29-2010 09:16 AM

'snivelling xenophobic yesman'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

classicman 09-29-2010 11:45 AM

Hey look - its Henry - Crawl out from under your rock again?

Flint 09-29-2010 11:49 AM

BAN THE PANTS OFF OF HENRY "JERK" !!!1

Shawnee123 09-29-2010 11:56 AM

Oh noes. monster and henry are two of the few with any balls around here. On second thought, yes, let's take off his pants. :lol:

Trilby 09-29-2010 01:29 PM

I used to have some metaphoric balls.

but now I just don't care very much. About anything. And all the arguments in the Cellar are the same arguments/name-calling/hate-slinging/you'restupidnoyou'restupid freakfests that have been rattling around the Universe forevah. veeeeery boring arguments and we all know who is who and who likes who and what and who is a left leaning bleeding heart and who is an evil right wing nutjob. There are no more surprises!

Apathy. I gots it.

Shawnee123 09-29-2010 01:35 PM

But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Apathy, you gots it. Only you expressed apathy in an entirely non-apathetic way. ;)

This is why we love the Cellar. Be apathetic. Be argumentative. Just, please, don't cry.

monster 09-29-2010 07:59 PM

Some rocks are diamonds.

sexobon 09-29-2010 08:25 PM

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Sundae 09-30-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 685586)
I used to have some metaphoric balls.
but now I just don't care very much. About anything.

You lie. Bet you still care about the BJ discussion.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 685590)
But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Metaphoric balls? We suck those too. Roll them around in our mouths.

Sorry this is a walk on the seedy side.
But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

[Disclaimer: this is meant in a saucy wench, cock in teeth way, not to demean any male Dwellar]

GunMaster357 09-30-2010 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 685860)
But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

How much do you charge for a vasectomy?:)


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