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Spexxvet 10-26-2007 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 399666)
Bacomation?

That's baconical!

monster 10-26-2007 09:19 AM

oh, stop hamming it up

ZenGum 10-26-2007 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 399593)
so this dude would say this at the end of every speech regardless?

what did he have against Carthage?

Carthago est delenda! Carthage must be destroyed!
Yep, at the end of every speech.

There were three Punic (Rome V Carthage) wars: 264-241, 218-201 and 149-146.
Cato being born in 234, he was 18 when the second started. In this war Hannibal (Carthage) occupied Italy for 16 years, slaughtering people and causing havoc, but was never able to take Rome. Cato, naturally a pretty disagreeable chap, was thoroughly pissed. Consumed by hatred, much as Hitler was consumed by hatred during the bad times in Germany from 1914-33. (Quirks exception, please.)
Anyway, long after the second war ended, Carthage slowly recovered, and Cato was furious that they should be happy and prosperous. The romans found excuses - remarkably similar to WMD - to make war again. War, siege and victory followed, and in those days they had no qualms about finishing off a foe without leaving an "insurgency". Of about 500,000 people, about 450,000 were slaughtered, the rest sold as slaves, the city destroyed, and the ground plowed with salt.
Class dismissed.

PS: since you're in the middle of an election campaign, AlphaJ, you must surely be hearing all the bacomation you could want, with all the pork barreling going on.

be-bop 10-26-2007 07:24 PM

This thread is just too fricken weird

thealphajerk 10-26-2007 10:35 PM

makes it so much more interesting, within the loose confines of bacon, you never know what's gonna happen

thealphajerk 10-26-2007 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 399941)
PS: since you're in the middle of an election campaign, AlphaJ, you must surely be hearing all the bacomation you could want, with all the pork barreling going on.

this guy sounds like one tough mother fucker...
and thank you i feel as though i have stopped to re fuel at the the bacomation station and am filled the brim with girlish glee.. in the form of bacon information that is..

pork barreling .. i like it :D

p.s. what the fuck am i going on about again?
:headshake

smurfalicious 11-16-2007 11:17 AM

From YBNBY, best heart attack ever.

"You can improve almost any food by wrapping it in bacon. Itís the American way. Bacon-Wrapped Turkey is becoming quite popular. Hereís the recipe, with a video."

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-conten...aconturkey.jpg

ZenGum 11-16-2007 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 398931)

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 398935)
swell job digger

whats that dance called that bacon boy there is doing?

After extensive research and meditation, I have realized that this dance is the ....


...wait for it....


bump and rind.

jinx 11-16-2007 11:50 AM

For years we joked that LJ's mom wrapped bacon around everything before cooking it. I think her doctor finally convinced her to stop it...

Is there a bacon poll? I'm not a fan.... although a bacon and avocado swamich sounds pretty good to me right now.

ZenGum 11-16-2007 11:53 AM

Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious.

The bacon thread lives again!

It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!!

smurfalicious 11-16-2007 12:46 PM

my favorite...

http://i.pbase.com/t6/06/296006/4/84376360.dix4rU73.jpg

kabob style

Undertoad 11-16-2007 03:12 PM

Zen with all these bacon puns... yer smokin'!

LJ 11-16-2007 03:52 PM

snort

Sundae 11-16-2007 04:27 PM

Someone is trying to raise his post count....

Mum always puts bacon on our Christmas turkey
It's a tradition, like roasting onions and chipolatas with the potatoes

Not as many rashers as above though.

Anyway, they got the quote wrong. It's, "There's nothing that can't be improved by the addition of cheese and jalapenos. Except perhaps Cornflakes." I should know, I said it.

thealphajerk 11-17-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 407755)
Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious.

The bacon thread lives again!

It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!!


this thread was oddly popular considering the content:D

on live the bacon thread!!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...n_lunchbox.jpg


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