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Undertoad 01-23-2005 07:15 PM

Yet more keen links one might want to share
 
Maybe a link isn't a "cool site of the day" eh?

Such as this VW ad, that turns out to be a fake. Shame.

xoxoxoBruce 01-23-2005 08:16 PM

That's got to be the pinnacle of politically incorrect.
I laughed my ass off. :thumbsup:

Roosta 01-24-2005 04:58 PM

Cool! I can't see them running that on telly here. It's got British plates on it though.

Griff 01-24-2005 06:33 PM

That's great! Maybe we could seed the middle east with a couple hundred, leave the keys in them...

jinx 01-28-2005 01:26 PM

4 year old Marla Olmstead gallery. I like Mosquito Bite and Darlene's Bikini.

404Error 01-28-2005 01:44 PM

I liked Face.

I have trouble believing that at 4 years old, she named each of these pieces herself.

BrianR 03-15-2005 07:17 PM

Reviving this thread
 
This site isn't worthy of a "cool Link" designation but it's still worth wasting some time.

Bubble Wrap

richlevy 03-15-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR
This site isn't worthy of a "cool Link" designation but it's still worth wasting some time.

Bubble Wrap

This is also from their site:
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/iraq_mcdonalds.jpg

richlevy 03-15-2005 08:27 PM

But this mpeg is my favorite.

Gromitspapa 03-15-2005 10:08 PM

Place your order here. Be creative...

Virtual Bartender

Elspode 03-15-2005 10:29 PM

She's hot...but all she serves is beer.

richlevy 03-15-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
She's hot...but all she serves is beer.

Type in the word 'strip'. Funny.

Clodfobble 03-15-2005 11:07 PM

"Sing" was pretty damn funny too. :)

404Error 03-16-2005 12:04 AM

Try 'run'. :eek:

lumberjim 03-16-2005 09:40 AM

do fight!

lumberjim 03-16-2005 09:50 AM

push ups
jump
bend over
stretch
kick
TOPLESS <---mmmmm, boobs
boobs
kill <---hysterical ( same as run)
sleep
suck, lick
rub
blow
tickle

glatt 03-16-2005 10:09 AM

"kiss" is OK too.

glatt 03-16-2005 10:18 AM

laugh
hat
dance
tattoo
arm
hair
mad
beer
serve

lumberjim 03-16-2005 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
"kiss" is OK too.

i love you, man. thanks

BigV 03-16-2005 11:21 AM

not to distract from the beauty at the bar...

this is worth a laugh! Remember to phrase your response in the form of a question

mrnoodle 03-16-2005 01:31 PM

I haven't gotten into it yet, but it looks like a fun little online war strategy game

It's still in beta, so if you sign up now, you get free "premium" membership while all the kinks are worked out.

glatt 03-16-2005 01:38 PM

I spent too much time at this, and then decided to try Google. Google is faster, but less fun.

Here are more commands for the virtual bartender:

banana
hummer
wet
jiggle
surf
macarena
light
number
switch
handstand
cap
pillow
cowgirl
orgasm
box
talk
bottle
pitcher
rope
playboy
model
cartwheel
gun
tongue
riverdance
think

BigV 03-16-2005 04:29 PM

http://www.garlikov.com/Soc_Meth.html
This is good. Could go in philosophy, parenting. When done well, the wonder factor approaches the level of a good close up magic trick.

Happy Monkey 03-16-2005 04:43 PM

That is really cool. Two of my siblings are teachers, I may pass this on. Though, like the guy says, it looks extremely difficult to do for a lot of subjects.

mrnoodle 03-16-2005 05:24 PM

Exhibit 394208 in the case of "why teachers should be paid more than baseball players."

BigV 03-16-2005 07:06 PM

Amen.

Clodfobble 03-16-2005 09:57 PM

Wow, that was really fascinating to read. Thanks BigV!

BigV 03-16-2005 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Wow, that was really fascinating to read. Thanks BigV!

My pleasure.

OT, btw, how was Seattle?

Clodfobble 03-16-2005 10:11 PM

Oh yeah, uh, we didn't end up going to Seattle after all. We're going to Washington DC a week from now instead. But rest assured, the reasoning behind that was entirely because a good friend lives there and offered to let us stay at her place the whole time, not because we considered DC to be superior in any way to Seattle. :)

BigV 03-16-2005 10:15 PM

In the Lincoln Bedroom?!

BigV 03-16-2005 10:56 PM

not bothering to cross reference, my empirical reseach revealed these successes:

squeeze
wiggle
pout
mad
think
switch (careful, put your beer down first)
splits
top
strip==pants
*not a command... just wait and watch her become less patient*
tap
toes=bend over
hair
phone==number
doggy
lips==kiss
play
rock
light

/b-o-r-e-d to death waiting on exchange server maintenance...../

wolf 03-17-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Oh yeah, uh, we didn't end up going to Seattle after all. We're going to Washington DC a week from now instead. But rest assured, the reasoning behind that was entirely because a good friend lives there and offered to let us stay at her place the whole time, not because we considered DC to be superior in any way to Seattle. :)

Well, they are both in Washington ...

BigV 03-17-2005 01:15 PM

hehehe.... good one.

Oh, and we are superior.

lookout123 03-17-2005 01:49 PM

yeah, eddie vedder and starbucks. what more could you need. other than a whole day without rain, once a year.

mrnoodle 03-21-2005 02:50 PM

I'm hoping global warming IS real, then I won't have to hear about either one of em anymore, except as a destination for glass-bottom-boat tours. ;)

you guys can move out first, though.

wolf 03-24-2005 10:10 AM

I was a little surprised at how high I scored as an anarchist ...

<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td></td><td> You scored as <b>Republican</b>. </a><br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Republican</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='92' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>92%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Anarchism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='92' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>92%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Nazi</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Fascism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Socialist</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Democrat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Green</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='8' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>8%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Communism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=6916'>What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

Happy Monkey 03-24-2005 10:31 AM

Heh, me too.

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width=600 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD>You scored as Anarchism.
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=300 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Anarchism

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=83 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>83%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Democrat

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=67 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>67%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Socialist

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=58 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>58%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Green

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=50 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>50%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Communism

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=50 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>50%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Republican

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=8 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>8%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Nazi

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=8 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>8%</TD></TR><TR><TD>Fascism

</TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=0 bgColor=#dddddd border=1><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD>0%</TD></TR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Happy Monkey 03-24-2005 10:33 AM

Though I gotta say, listing some of said beliefs might be more accurate than asking directly whether you support Mussolini...

mrnoodle 03-24-2005 11:04 AM

Republican 100%
Anarchism 75%
Communism 58%
Socialist 50%
Green 42%
Fascism 17%
Democrat 17%
Nazi 8%


I was thinking green would be higher. I'm a Republicanarchicommunist. At least I'm not Dem or Nazi. :hafucking


HM, our anarchy numbers are close. There's hope for peace in the world yet.

Happy Monkey 03-24-2005 11:07 AM

I suspect the quiz might be more accurate if the label "Anarchism" was changed to "libertarianism".

Silent 03-24-2005 11:48 AM

Democrat 92%

Anarchism 83%

Republican 67%

Green 58%

Socialist 50%

Fascism 33%

Communism 33%

Nazi 0%

Beestie 03-24-2005 11:49 AM

Here's a link with HM's name all over it:

Making a rhombicosidodecahedron:

http://www.cs.utk.edu/~plank/plank/p...ecahedron.html

http://www.cs.utk.edu/~plank/plank/pics/origami/rid.gif

Happy Monkey 03-24-2005 12:57 PM

:thumbsup: Cool. I love modular origami. Unfortunately, the way I do my tapecraft, it's difficult to get a triangle and a square with matching side lengths.:(

Beestie 03-24-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
... the way I do my tapecraft, it's difficult to get a triangle and a square with matching side lengths.

That's ok... the way I do tapecraft, I can't get the tape to tear off the dispenser without getting the tape stuck together, stuck to my shirt then my hair, tipping over the tape dispenser, knocking over my coffee which spills down the cord to the electrical outlet knocking out breaker which knocks out power to the whole floor.

Like Clint Eastwood said: "A man's got to know his limitations."

:)

Elspode 03-24-2005 08:16 PM

Guess I've got to rethink my political views...

<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td></td><td> You scored as <b>Anarchism</b>. <a href='http://imunimaginative.deviantart.com'><'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'></a><br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Anarchism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='75' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>75%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Democrat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Green</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='58' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>58%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Socialist</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='58' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>58%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Communism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='25' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Republican</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='25' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Fascism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='8' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>8%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Nazi</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=6916'>What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

Happy Monkey 03-24-2005 09:12 PM

I think the poll may be a secret anarchist plot.

Guyute 03-24-2005 09:48 PM

virtual bartender: type "kneel".

edit:
OMG type "smooch"...guys will LOVE this.
and this---> wet
Others:
flash
lick
blow
lay on bar
do the splits
dance
shake
pour

Clodfobble 03-26-2005 03:57 PM

I think that political test considers "Libertarian" and "Anarchist" to be synonymous.

wolf 03-26-2005 06:45 PM

for the bartender ... ass, show me your tits, and fire.

Yeah, fight is really damn good.

staceyv 03-28-2005 03:41 PM

WAY better than google!

BigV 03-28-2005 03:54 PM

Actually, if you're ranking that way, try this:

Booble

BigV 03-28-2005 04:04 PM

But if you're just looking for the language fun, try Google Translate.

Note especially Elmer Fudd, Hacker, Esperanto, Klingon, and the best of the best, The Swedish Chef, BORK BORK BORK!

Guyute 03-28-2005 08:00 PM

http://www.googlefight.com/

Apologies if this has already been posted.

BigV 03-28-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guyute
http://www.googlefight.com/

Apologies if this has already been posted.

day-um funny. Reminds me of the opposite of googlewhack. Look it up. I've made few, they're pretty hard.

The animations of googlefight reminded me of stick death theater. Here are two competing links.

http://www.stickdeath.com/

http://www.sfdt.com/

Enjoy.

mrnoodle 03-30-2005 09:17 AM

This is the most creative way I've seen yet for sucking thousands of dollars out of the PETA coffers :hafucking

http://www.savetoby.com/

Happy Monkey 03-30-2005 09:32 AM

The banner ad I saw on that site was a flash ad where you try to squish a bug with your finger. Perhaps not the best choice when trying to get PETA money, but sorta funny.

wolf 03-30-2005 12:44 PM

I got "shoot the terrorist, win an iPod."

I'm trying to get my head around the idea that he (claims) already has gotten $21K.

Happy Monkey 03-30-2005 12:49 PM

It could be something along the lines of a panhandler starting the day with some cash in the cup already.

Or it could be legit.

BigV 03-30-2005 04:19 PM

d'jever wonder what the heck they meant with brb lol iirc irl? Or CMOS and LASER or hacker? Relieve your ignorance with the Jargon File.

breakingnews 03-31-2005 03:55 PM

You know you're from the South if you have a family tree that does not fork.

www.cousincouples.com

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