You're MARVELous -tell us about your inner superhero
 

in honor of Stan Lee

What Plant, Animal, or Inanimate object is incorporated into your being to give you your superpowers? (Spider, Scissors, Ivy....)

What is your best superpower?

What is the worst side effect of your super power?

Do you wear a mask?

Can you fly of leap and extraordinary distance?
Are you extraordinarily fast?
Do you sneak up on people?

what is the main color in your costume

what is your kryptonite?

Which facial feature is accentuated in your cartoon?

Do you have a sidekick?

What Plant, Animal, or Inanimate object is incorporated into your being to give you your superpowers? (Spider, Scissors, Ivy....)

Really?:right: You have to ask? That would be the marijahootchie.

What is your best superpower?

Exhalation of super-disorientating fog.

What is the worst side effect of your super power?

Super-dry mouth.

Do you wear a mask?

More of a moue.

Can you fly of leap and extraordinary distance?

I flly, on my way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun,
On my wings, like an eagle,
I fly and touch the sun.

Are you extraordinarily fast?

Not particularly. It usually takes a half-hour or so for me to hit ya full force.

Do you sneak up on people?

I've been known to creep up on some people from time to time.

what is the main color in your costume

Uh, green, with red hairs threads running through.

what is your kryptonite?

Activity.

Which facial feature is accentuated in your cartoon?

Bloodshot eyes, half-open lids, and a goofy smile.

Do you have a sidekick?

Yes. Her name is Miss Demeanor.

"in honor of Stan Lee"

RIP

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"What Plant, Animal, or Inanimate object is incorporated into your being to give you your superpowers? (Spider, Scissors, Ivy....)"

Coffee beans, tobacco (keep my alive).

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"What is your best superpower?"

Bending existing causal chains & initiating new ones.

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"What is the worst side effect of your super power?"

Being responsible for all that bendin' & initiatin'.

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"Do you wear a mask?"

Do glasses count?

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"Can you fly or leap an extraordinary distance?"

I can jump puddies.

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"Are you extraordinarily fast?"

Faster than a snail.

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"Do you sneak up on people?"

If they're blind and deaf.

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"what is the main color in your costume?"

Whatever I find in the closet (or on the floor) in the morning.

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"what is your kryptonite?"

The absence of coffee beans and tobacco.

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"Which facial feature is accentuated in your cartoon?"

My forehead (which goes up and over and all the way to the back of my skull).

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"Do you have a sidekick?"

The Devil on my shouldler.

I like the implication that Edward Scissorhands is a superhero.

"Whaddaya gonna do on the toilet!?"

I guess that's where the sidekick comes in.:D