3 words at a time story
 

rule 1: advance the story using 3 words maximum.
rule 2: dont be a dick and try to ruin it. (yes, you)
rule 3: see rule 2



I'll start:


Carl's favorite shirt

ripped and bloody,

was, of course

caught in the

upstairs guest bathroom

. He knelt down

and pulled

to kiss the

dog on the

head. Then went

in the cellar

to get the

jar of spicy

armadillo pudding, then

re-thought his actions.