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The very top of my head still twinges when I change facial position.
I'm taking painkillers for my neck and shoulder - right now they're okay but they hurt like buggery when I was washing my hair earlier OWWWWWWWWWWWW! See how I get on tonight. My arm is fine, the bruise is green-y now but doesn't hurt unless I poke it. I'm not poking it. |
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He's got a point - he buys a perfectly good bath mat, and I "ruin" it.
Then he has to buy another one. Now I think pink improves a utilitarian white rubber mat. But he doesn't. Dad doesn't really go crazy. He just sulks and moans to Mum. Who gets annoyed and then moans at me. But only after it's been replaced. |
Would a brief spray of diluted bleach after your shower clear it up before they have a chance to see it?
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Oh I always clean the bath - a quick scrub with a scourer cleans the enamel.
But it does stain some products, and whatever the mat is made of is one of them. Still, Mum told me firmly she would rather buy a new bathmat than have me knock myself out, so I am allowed to use it now. I might buy a couple next payday and proffer them as an olive branch. Then again, I'm back to normal colours once school starts, and they don't permanently stain. |
How much trouble is it to switch out the bathmat? Can you have "your" bathmat that you use for your showers and then replace their pristine bathmat when you are done?
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Well, it's WET.
Photo of rolled up bathmat. Close up of pink tinted sealant... |
Blame whoever used regular caulk instead of silicone...
Deflection to the one who isn't there to defend him/herself usually works well. :/ |
jeebus. this rises to the level of a problem compared to a fall in the bathroom?! buy them a PINK bathmat. problem solved.
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I did offer that actually, but then the problem went away in term time.
Anyway, it was only one fall in three years... Bruise pretty much all gone. Still a bit tender in the neck, but nowhere near the gasp-inducing pain I had before. Classic, if I criticised the way my Dad decorated the bathroom I might get anything from a polite invitation to do it next time, to a kick up the arse to help me on my way out the door :) |
Oh sorry, didn't realize he id the caulking. That wouldn't be a good idea.
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holy crap sundae!!!! at least you could've slipped whilst shagging in the shower!! freakin' ouch!!!!
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Well, she never actually said she didn't.
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Here's last month's bruise. I think it was my first time shooting skeet. Still working out my hold position.
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Ouch!
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damn - you shooting mags or what?
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@Pete, it's my early art training, it sticks with me. |
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That looks like my bicep but my shoulder joints are really loose, that's actually the bottom of my deltoid!
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Oh. Well then.
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One of my high school buddies was turkey hunting and a gobbler came up on him from behind. He swung on him one-handed with a ten gauge. He got the bird but couldn't pick it up.
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Couldn't move his arm.
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Phew, I thought you meant he shot his hand off.
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It's not a bruise, but it's close enough.
As explained in 'mildly irritating' I tried to scratch my arm off in my sleep. I should be a professional sleeper. The swelling is almost gone but I still think I arm wrestled a grizzly. :blush: Not a good picture, but you get the gist. |
Yeah. Don't do that.
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You know, that sort of thing happened to this girl named Rosemary... and then it turned out Satan had impregnated her while she slept.
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You were probably itching because there were bugs burrowing under your skin.
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I think I'd rather be carrying satan's baby!
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I haven't the foggiest idea what that means.
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Completely and utterly disgusting.
Details please. |
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Ouchies!
Did this involve a motorbike, by any chance? |
He was mauled by a rare Ohio coyote.
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holy jesus fuck!!! think i'd rather pop a boner and slam it again and again with a cinder block than have that happen to my ankle!
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Years of playing hockey and I never got anything more than a cut on my head, but a slip in a parking lot got me out of work for 8 weeks. |
it looks like they left a few extra bits in there ;)
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friggin ow!
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It's going to be extra fun next time you go through the metal detector at the airport!
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:bolt: BAN THE BITCH! Throw some raw liver on her arm and bolt the cellar door! Raw lover will be an acceptable substitute, but be sure to run like hell..... |
Raw liverzzzzzzzzz... :yum:
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:lol2: Personally, I'd rather cut my foot off at the knee with a rusty badger than slam my little buddy with a, well w/anything except a vagina. |
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TF,IBHAW, Try the rusty badger. |
Sorry, missed you post in the distugtingness that was maine's open wound[s].
Blimey Infi - I hope you don't have a "little surprise" come next full moon. And by "little surprise" I mean a litter of puppies. Cute and all, but I bet they play hell on the nipples. |
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This is what Lyme disease looks like!
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Ouch!
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DOXYCYCLINE, STAT!!!
Man, I got bitten on the nutsack by a tick when I was hiking in Japan, I made damn sure I got onto antibiotics straight away just in case. I'm not having a big red rash like that on my plums, no thank you. |
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Slipped on stairs.
Sober. Had my arms out to grab Diz because he was trying to chase Mia up the stairs. They're not supposed to be out at the same time, but Dad opened both the doors, and after all you can't really blame someone with dementia for not remembering a cat timetable. Have similar bruises on thigh and shoulder, - I fell on my right side - but more difficult to photograph. |
Wow that makes my forearm bruise that I acquired yesterday helping rope a cow look like a baby bruise! :eek:
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I see a screaming face.
I don't know if that makes it better or worse. Your story is far cooller though. |
I always pride myself on being the best cow turner. They have to turn their head in the direction of the roper unfortunately running thru the woods makes for tree root tripping. I caught myself with my forearms and boobs. Only the former bruised along with my ego. ;) Hard to take a picture of one's forearm... who knew?
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I seem to be living in a horror story. Even though I made some of that up. |
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