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Gravdigr 08-06-2017 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993503)
Do some research on relocation of squirrels

Well, I'll be damned. Jim done learnt me something today.

Gravdigr 08-06-2017 01:16 PM

I still wouldn't kill the squrl.

lumberjim 08-06-2017 09:53 PM

What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.

xoxoxoBruce 08-06-2017 11:49 PM

Evictions are sad, but we are a nation of laws and everyone, including squirrels, must follow them... except rich people and politicians. :yesnod:

glatt 08-07-2017 07:59 AM

Personally, I would drive him out of the space by tossing a couple ammonia drenched rags up into the spot where he is nesting, and then after I know he's out, I would nail or staple chicken wire or hardware cloth over the opening.

I've got no real problem with killing him though, it's just that I am cheap and don't own a trap, but I have all that other stuff on hand in my junk filled basement.

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 10:29 AM

Remember Jim went through this shit in the old house when they invaded his attic. :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 08-07-2017 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993560)
What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.

I understand your dilemma exact. The eaves of Gravdigr House are covered in a fine, stout wire screen. I just like squirrels. I don't know why I've taken issue with this situation, I've shot, killed, and eaten my body weight in squirrels over the years. It's kinda strange.

Take him ten miles away, it costs a couple of bucks.

Or kill it. How ya gonna do it?

Gravdigr 08-07-2017 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 993500)
Want him to mail it to you?

I'm picturing mayhem at every post office the package stops in.:p:

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 06:04 PM

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Yum...

monster 08-07-2017 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 993609)
Chicken of the trees.... Yum...

should be served with broccoli florets to taunt the poor bastard in the afterlife....

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 09:21 PM

Hmm... no meat should be served with broccoli, meat should be served broccoli.

Scriveyn 08-09-2017 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993503)
Do some research on relocation of squirrels

... such as your cat
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... or have them to relocate one another
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xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2017 10:29 AM

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But that would be like eating Lassie, or Trigger, or Rin Tin Tin. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif

Gravdigr 08-20-2017 02:49 PM


xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2017 05:33 PM

Save him, save him, save him... for lunch. :beer:


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