After doing some backward research, I have discovered that we have just three days short of exactly a two year supply of taglines, here. :D

The Cellar: See what happens Larry when you butt₣uck a stranger in the mouth

The Cellar: Home of the Finest Thread-Drift on the Internet.

wooooolf....you made....ugh...ew....


Iced Tea BURNS when it comes out your nose you know!

The Cellar: We Heart VD

The Cellar: Self-defining

The Cellar: Will help you find your keys. :)

Our breast stroke has the lifeguard over in a flash.

The Cellar: Banned from other forums for trolling? Come in. You're safe here.

by the way, haven't we had the ass gas grass one before?

The Cellar: It's like deja-vu all over again....

Warning: objects in the cellar may be crazier than they appear.

;)

The Cellar: Give Us Your Tired - But We Are No Longer Accepting Anybody POOR!

The Cellar ... Hobos Beware.

The Cellar: A great place to hide the bodies.