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xoxoxoBruce 01-20-2018 08:17 PM

Old Glory, the Red, White, and Blue, respect it motherfucker, or I won't let you sit on my flag beach towel, or eat off my flag tablecloth, or wipe your chin with my flag napkins. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif

Pamela 01-21-2018 01:01 PM

Bwahahaha! Now that's funny right there.

Secret Santas, take note for next year!

Griff 01-22-2018 06:18 AM

Un-Tumpin-believable. Brilliant.

glatt 04-23-2018 02:11 PM

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Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges.
They are pretty damn amazing. You will still have to paint over the surface, but you will get enough soot off to allow the primer to stick.

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Gravdigr 04-23-2018 04:21 PM

Is soot tougher than I thought it was?

Reminds me of something late great Grandmadigr used to say:

Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's bread and jam
It's sooty foot he put

DanaC 04-23-2018 04:32 PM

It's darn near impossible to clean off soot.

Urbane Guerrilla 04-25-2018 12:54 AM

Sing that to the "Need Cash Now" tune...

Gravdigr 04-25-2018 01:38 PM

♪ ♫I have an annuity♪ ♫
♪ ♫But I need cash now♪ ♫

♪ ♫Call J G Wentworth♪ ♫
♪ ♫877 cash now♪ ♫


Damn. It fits perfect!:lol2:

Gravdigr 04-25-2018 01:40 PM

Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges, not so much.:lol2:

xoxoxoBruce 04-25-2018 01:41 PM

Sounds better when the Philly Opera Company sings it for Wentworth on the bus.

Gravdigr 05-17-2018 04:15 PM

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Gravdigr 06-05-2018 05:50 PM

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USB-rechargeable battery?

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Gravdigr 10-05-2018 01:48 PM

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WANT.

Horrifying finger attachment lets your phone touch you back

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It can also drag your phone to you using the 'finger'.:3_eyes:

Clodfobble 10-05-2018 02:02 PM

Quote:

"Touch me back,"
you said, like a pirate talking to a masseuse.
"Right away, Captain,"
I replied, forgetting that you couldn't hear
that connection that I made in my head.

fargon 10-05-2018 02:50 PM

That is creepy AF.


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