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monster 12-29-2017 07:46 PM

Finish me off.....
 
There was an old gal from Dunkirk
Whose son was a bit of a jerk
When she needed a walker
He bought her a porker
..........



There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
.........



A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus
..........

Gravdigr 12-30-2017 05:04 PM

There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
And when it comes to cock, take yer pick!

Griff 12-31-2017 09:32 AM

Bravo!

Gravdigr 01-04-2018 03:43 PM

A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus"
Here's a post about The Sisters La Rague

monster 01-04-2018 05:18 PM

A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus"
Like Rat Doctors during the plague

monster 01-04-2018 05:20 PM

There was an old gal from Dunkirk
Whose son was a bit of a jerk
When she needed a walker
He bought her a porker
To see if the old gal could twerk

monster 01-04-2018 05:24 PM

There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
Do you want to try 96?

Gravdigr 01-05-2018 01:15 PM

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monster 01-06-2018 08:39 PM

some more, despite the lack of players ('cause you never know when boredom will strike.....)

The was a cat-lady from Fleet
Whose crazy was not quite complete
She claimed, in a blog
That she needed a dog
...............


The once was a student from Phoenix
Who decided to knit his whole thesis
He said "I'll be darned
If I'm spinning a yarn
...............................................


The was an old doctor from Greece
Who wrapped all his patients in Fleece
And used olive oils
to massage their boils
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