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dave 11-15-2002 09:19 AM

Tasteless Jokes
 
:) One long joke per post, or multiple short ones...

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

That Guy 11-15-2002 10:33 AM

Unfortunately, all (or at least a majority) of the tasteless jokes are extremely offensive.

dave 11-15-2002 11:04 AM

People don't need to read 'em if they don't want to be offended.

Post away.

That Guy 11-15-2002 02:55 PM

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

dave 11-15-2002 04:59 PM

2nd one - YOUR BIKE!

:)

Kutz 11-15-2002 07:19 PM

If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours.

If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.

What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?

Say, "drop it, negro."

I'm not racist, but I sure hear my fair share of racist jokes.

Tobiasly 11-15-2002 07:34 PM

How does every racist joke begin/end?

"I'm not racist, but..."

Tobiasly 11-15-2002 07:35 PM

Q: How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?

A: Suck its dick.

elSicomoro 11-15-2002 08:56 PM

Q: How do you stop a gang rape?
A: Throw in a basketball.

Q: How do you start a Jewish parade?
A: Roll a penny down the street.

Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner.

dave 11-15-2002 11:05 PM

Q: How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

A: His dick tastes like shit.

elSicomoro 11-15-2002 11:24 PM

Another take on Kutz's joke:

Q: What do you do when you see a bike riding itself?
A: Yell "Smile, nigger!"

Q: What's red and has seven dents in it?
A: Snow White's cherry

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger

That Guy 11-16-2002 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

My bike.

Leukemia.

dave 11-16-2002 09:18 AM

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

'cause she was a WOMAN!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?

They re-arranged her bedroom.

Undertoad 11-16-2002 09:23 AM

How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool?

Turn it over.

That Guy 11-16-2002 09:44 AM

What's the most common pick-up line in a gay bar?


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