My cat is nagging me
 

to get on with the the zillion things that I should be doing. I know he just looks like he's sitting there innocently keeping me company, with his tail pristinely wrapped around his front paws, but when did a cat ever just sit anywhere innocently and keep anyone company? I'd post a pic but I'm ashamed of the pile of mess he's sitting on and nagging me about, and that pile of mess is way down my priority list. Stop looking at me like that, cat!

The sun is shining - which is wunnerful - but it's also illuminating all the dirty spots in my kitchen and bathroom.

I really don't feel like cleaning but I'm kinda being shamed into it.

My cats just yell at me all day long. Except when they're sleeping. I haven't bothered to find out if they want me to do laundry or clean the kitchen. They can get a job and hire a housekeeper. ;)

My cats save their nagging for the really important things - like more crunchies. ;)

Kung Pao Kitty kept shutting off my C-PAP this morning, I guess she wanted me to get up.

Diz has been in a funny mood the last few days.
I think it's because my new diet has me farting almost constantly. He doesn't understand why I have smuggled a barking spider into my trousers and it unnerves him.

If he were to nag me about anything it would probably be getting off the puter and going downstairs to play chasing games with him. And just typing that has made me feel guilty enough to promise him I will. In half an hour.

She relies upon you continuing to believe that.

well obviously my cats are a big part of the house cleaning problem.

I have two black girls now - and they like to fight over who can shed more.

Oh yeah, if it weren't for my cats I would still be cluttered but much cleaner.

I don't ever want to think of my cats being gone, but they're really up there, and I think I won't get another cat for a long time.

Then I'll see some poor little kitteh with a little kitteh face and I'll have absolutely no willpower. Why do critters have such a hold on me? :guinea:

innocent + cat = mutually exclusive