I love stoneware like that.

I almost wrote "stonewear." That would be interesting. Kinda uncomfortable, but durable.

Snort

Top lines include:

Liz Clayborne
Kenneth Coal
Halstone
Tommy Hilldigger

interesting factoid I hadn't thought of: HIS WIFE FOUND OUT ABOUT MISS ENGLAND and said, "Let's face it, bub; you're a serial adulterer. I know about Ms. England-known about her for years. I"m sick of you and your narcissistic ego needs that take the form of needing the attention of every woman on the planet [Bill Clinton, take note] so, here is where we part. Get OUT."

my sister thought of that.
Good to have sisters if they are nice, which this one is. Bet she found out. B/C why, at 69, would you blow up your sweet little life with the two adorable grandkids and a hottie stashed away in England and the PRETENSE of a perfect Wellesley family/home/marriage?

I can only hope that this ends some way in which it becomes an episode on the True Crime channel. My favorite channel.

Hints: after your wife "leaves on a solo vacation" or "storms off after a tiff" do NOT immediately get the carpet cleaned or removed. Same with mattress.

Do NOT try ethylene glycol---the medical community is getting hip to this type of poisoning.

Do NOT say she "ran off with some other man" esp. when there are kids/grandkids in the picture. She'd never leave them for some man and we all know it.

Do NOT google 'fool proof ways to kill someone'

Do NOT think all your weird porn will be scrubbed. The FBI can find anything on even the most wrecked computers.

IF you are the CEO of a company, do NOT be seen taking the garbage out to the company dumpster----CEO's just don't do that sort of thing.


rubbing hands together in that German word that means I'm glad you're getting fucked over , mate.

Schadenfreude.

Gesundheit

Oi! Language!

game coz he's nearing (gasp) 69!!!!!! Be very carefully about using the 69! Ya hear!!

Anyway my !@#$$% kitchen sink is leaking, has been for awhile, from looks. So tomorrow I'lll head to hardware to pick up all the things I MIGHT need . When I get down to check this crap I might need to call 911 to pick my sorry donkey off the floor. Good times just keep rolling on.

It's healthy to keep busy, and keep moving, you should thank the sink.:lol:

Epic hair loss.

It's coming out almost in clumps every time I shower. It's totally normal -- a result of hormonal readjustment after pregnancy -- but it's still upsetting to see, and to feel my ponytail getting thinner and thinner.

Sorry choc, that' upsetting. :(
The good thing is, it'll all grow back in. But having the growth/loss phases line up for so much hair at one time is disconcerting. Hope it comes back promptly!

The miasma that I am currently battling.

I lost lots of hair after I had Max, but it all came back. It's the only pregnancy it's happened after for me, and I ended up being low in serotonin, hence the PND. Get your hormones checked just in case Choco. I'm sure it was just coincidence for me, but better to be safe than sorry.