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monster 01-17-2017 07:37 PM

Cellar Valentines -only a month to go, best get writing
 
Roses are red
Daffodils yella
Let's take off our clothes
and post pics in the cellar


Roses smell good
Freesias like heaven
you bastard I lost
my nose 9/11

monster 01-17-2017 07:38 PM

Rose's are Red
Violet's are Blue
I go commando
How about you?

xoxoxoBruce 01-17-2017 07:55 PM

Roses are red
Or color of honey
They smell nice
But a waste of money

I'll send out dozens
In an earnest plea
but the fact remains
No one loves me

monster 01-17-2017 08:23 PM

Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go
Nothing says love like
the smell of dead hobo

monster 01-17-2017 08:25 PM

Roses are red
Marigolds ginger
If you love me I'll be
Sry 'bout yr finger

monster 01-17-2017 08:41 PM

Roses are red
Pansies are funky
You bring the typewriter
I'll bring the monkey

lumberjim 01-17-2017 08:55 PM

Roses are red
And smell nice indeed
Sounds like you've got
A new bag of weed

DanaC 01-18-2017 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 979770)
Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go
Nothing says love like
the smell of dead hobo

This is made of win

Gravdigr 01-18-2017 10:36 AM

Wine is fine
But liquor is quicker
Have yourself
A shot of Gravdigr

;)

footfootfoot 01-18-2017 11:15 AM

Roses aren't red
Violets aren't blue
I'm not conciliatory,
but I'd still fuck you.

lumberjim 01-18-2017 06:37 PM

Roses are red
They grow them in China
I'm kinda horny
Please pass the Vagina

Undertoad 01-18-2017 06:55 PM

^ i did lol

monster 01-18-2017 09:08 PM

Haggis is brown
Cocks multi-hued
Why did you think
this rhyme would be lewd?

lumberjim 01-18-2017 09:59 PM

Post deleted. Not a pome

fargon 01-19-2017 05:43 AM

Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.


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