Stooges cast firming
 

Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you

Travesty.

I'm sure they'll be all polished and everything the stooges weren't. :eyebrow:

Why I oughtta...

NO!
NO NO NO FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Four Fingers, The Grinch, and Spicolli?


Try this -

Moe - Ethan Sandler

Curly - Greg Valentine
OR
Curly - Jim Norton

Larry Fine - David Faustino


Or go with the cast of the movie -
Paul Ben-Victor ... Moe Howard
Evan Handler ... Larry Fine
John Kassir ... Shemp Howard
Michael Chiklis ... Jerome 'Curly' Howard
Peter Callan ... Joe DeRita
Laurence Coy ... Joe Besser
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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Waterworld, Ishtar, Heaven's Gate.......

No.

they shouldn't even be considering making a stooges movie. i bet they're figuring to do it in color......for shame

I am FUCKING OUTRAGED at the sheer HEIGHT of these actors! GODDAMNIT you tall, unfunny motherfuckers.

Maybe they need this guy.

SNORT!

If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's tough to find a good Moe.

Benecio del Toro?

Really?

What?

I almost cried when I saw the Stooges movie. When they screwed over Curly, and Chiklis gave that speech:sniff:.