Hi I am new heard
 

I am new and I am not sure how this works. I am mute and I am in a debate club. I have a big speech tomorrow. I hope I win

OK silent no more.... scuse me, mods, but how is this newb ok and yet spensive spam was not?

we forgot to set comprehensive newb quality specifications at our last mods meeting

That's why they call it dope

Welcome to our community.

I have been here for 10 minutes and I still don't have any friends. Why are you so mean to me?

fuck your welcome, I know you were makinga joke about me when you said "dope" and "and".

fuck all of you fuckers. I nearly woke up the whole family with laughter.

penis spam! does it cum in a can?

That sounds like something from Dr Seus. lol

Very HAHAHA!

I do not like the penis spam
I do not like it in my can
I do not like it in my box
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do not like it in my mouth
I do not like it in my hair
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like the penis spam.
I do not like it, spam I am.

It's more penisy..

and less spensivey

I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it

Do you have a good ecipe for penis loaf? Why I try to make it, gets hard but the fillinh leaks out