May 11, 2009: Limbless Masseur/Masseuse
 

Limbless? Then they must use their bodies, right? That's right.

http://cellar.org/2009/snake_massage.jpg

I suppose this would cut down the undercover cops snooping around. ;)

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I would have to be Drugged to put up with that !!!!

I remember on Bullshit, the show Penn & Teller did for a while, one of the early episodes was bogus medicine. In one segment they had a doctor-looking guy in a white lab coat out at a mall explaining to people about the newly-found benefits of snail slime. They showed a woman with a snail crawling over her face... "Oh, wow, Doctor, I can feel it exfoliating my pores!!" or some crap like that.

Discussion overheard at a snake parlor:

"OK, all the snakes are on.."
"All the snakes?"
"Well, yeah, you said all those snakes."
"YOU IDIOT! Not the Black Mamba!"
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"Ah lady please lie very still"
"OW! I just got bit.."


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Guess the lady pictured doesn't mind salmonellae smeared all over her face..

What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?

Profesionalism mainly.

lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.

Um.





No.

Well, that's why they smear the ratburger on the patient's body. It's either that or pheromones, take your pick.

I, too, will pass.

I will hold a snake, I will not let it crawl over me, especially if I'm naked. Snakes like to get into crannies, and nooks...

Jim and I used to have a corn snake. His name was Slim... he got out of his cage and was never seen again. I wonder if he went to the big city and got a job in a massage parlor?

eta: I want a rodent-eating carnivorous plant. Bad.

Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.

It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.

;)

I heard he went to work in the SlimJim factory.

When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"