NSFW - help me with an insult
 

What's a really terrible thing you could be mocked with an achievement award for? Along the lines of "servicing your millionth customer at the brothel." The cruder, the better.

Producing a turd so big it blocked the county sewer main for 24 hours.

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Excellent! More, please!

Culturing a system of dingle berries so profound as to constitute a separate universe.

Generating body odour so intense it drives the moon out of orbit.

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Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

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I would take that as a compliment.

I was thinking something more toxic.
You "Sir or Madam" are living proof of rectal conception. Or words to that effect.

Largest Canker Sore

Loosest Cooch @ Biker Fest '17

Worst Lay

Longest Ass Hair

Winner - Most Rats Accumulated Through Singing

Most Sweat Produced During A Church Service

Highest Mileage Virginnie

Loudest Pussy Fart

Most Wrinkly Nipples

Best Ass-Kisser

Cabbage Breath

Most Turn Downs At The Frat Orgy

Winner - Largest Collection of Used Condoms, (Not Your Own)

Driest Lady Garden

Ugliest Pussy

Musta lit it.:D

Pussy Most-Resembling A Really Bad Philly Cheese Steak Sammich

Most Eels Fitted Into A Single Body Cavity

Largest Collection of Smegma (Not Your Own)

...For Having Less Sense Than God Gave A Dill Pickle...

He's been jerking off so frequently that he's broken the 5 seconds to ejaculate time.

Frequent Fucker: Hundredth visit to the STD clinic

MVP -most vaginal pungeance