A Survey
 

1) Who is better- Obi Wan Kenobe or Yoda?
2) Would you rather commute in a tie-fighter or a pod racer?
3) Who is scarier- Darth Maul or Darth Vader?
4) Who would you rather have on your team?- Boba Fett or Chewbaka
5) Who is cooler- Luke or Han?
6) Who is more prouctive/effective- Amidala or Leia?
7) Jar-Jar Binks- necessary or an insult to Star Wars movies of past and present?
8) If you had to choose, which communitiy would you choose to belong? (a) wookies (b) sand people (c) ewoks or (d) jawas
9) Favourite Star Wars episode?
10) Do you really care about the next one (episode 3)?

Wait... wait... I know the answer to this one... Star Wars... hrm... Star Wars...

Isn't that a story about a young prospective film student that was abducted by aliens after his first big break-thru, and was then replaced by a mindless android intent on wreaking pain and suffering upon the masses through his astounding powers of ineptitude in film-making? (Not to mention the pure greed that consumes his every thought).

Eh?

ETA: actually the scenario in which you describe most likely happened after Return of the Jedi, not the original though.

!) Paul Muad'Dib Atreides
2) a No Ship
3) The Tleilaxu
4) Miles Teg
5) Duncan Idaho (any incarnation)
6) Helen Mohiam
7) Sci fFi Channel - bastardizations or just lame?
8 ) Mentats
9 ) Heretics of Dune
10 ) not at all

1) Who is better- Obi Wan Kenobe or Yoda? - Tie
2) Would you rather commute in a tie-fighter or a pod racer? Pod
3) Who is scarier- Darth Maul or Darth Vader? - Vader
4) Who would you rather have on your team?- Boba Fett or Chewbaka - Chewie
5) Who is cooler- Luke or Han? - Han
6) Who is more prouctive/effective- Amidala or Leia? - Leia
7) Jar-Jar Binks- necessary or an insult to Star Wars movies of past and present? - insult
8) If you had to choose, which communitiy would you choose to belong? (a) wookies (b) sand people (c) ewoks or (d) jawas - are you kidding? Wookies are badasses
9) Favourite Star Wars episode? - IV
10) Do you really care about the next one (episode 3)? - No, not really.

Oh...you weren't serious about this, were you? :p

Ha. Actually I was serious.
Why is he firing off so many lame Star Wars episodes too close together in time? More time should be spent creating a story-line as opposed to concentrating solely on special effects (which never did it for me anyhow)

Re: A Survey
 

Obi (Yoda is a f-ing puppet). Tie fighter (pod racer is unarmed. Well, usually). Vader (not even close). Chewbacca (I prefer someone who will watch my back, not put a knife in it). Han (come ON). Neither, but Amidala is better looking. Mortal insult. Wookies (because the other choices suck), Empire Strikes Back.

And YES. Lucas has one last chance to redeem himself. Whatever Episode II's flaws, the depiction of the political maneuvering was great, so I know he's still got something left. Episode III must depict the fall of Anikan Skywalker (and the creation of Vader), and it must do it well. We must see it coming, watch as the traps are laid, and watch him, with the best of intentions (and the best of advice from Obi-Wan) walk right into them. Just as Luke started to do.

Lucas won't do it, of course; he'll screw it up. I've heard he's going to cop out entirely and end before the creation of Vader.

1) Who is better- Obi Wan Kenobe or Yoda? Obi Wan

2) Would you rather commute in a tie-fighter or a pod racer? Tie-Fighter. No contest. (*squrwwwweeeell*) (*ftish* *ftish*) no waiting for oncoming traffic when making a left. Sweet.


3) Who is scarier- Darth Maul or Darth Vader? Vader.

4) Who would you rather have on your team?- Boba Fett or Chewbaka Chewbacca (you clearly don't give a shit about Star Wars, if you can't spell the character's names right).

5) Who is cooler- Luke or Han? Han. So cool he was frozen. (oh come on. you know I didn't mean it.) Definitely cuter, and he wasn't a smacked ass like luke.

6) Who is more prouctive/effective- Amidala or Leia? Amidala

7) Jar-Jar Binks- necessary or an insult to Star Wars movies of past and present? Necessary. I never hated Jar-Jar. In fact, I found his character to be rather important in terms of the weaving of a myth cycle. He is the fool of the tarot. The purest embodiment of the force, in that he is filled with it and constantly rescued by it, without manipulating it as do the Jedi.

8) If you had to choose, which communitiy would you choose to belong? (a) wookies (b) sand people (c) ewoks or (d) jawas

Wookie. Everyone else is just annoying.

9) Favourite Star Wars episode? 5

10) Do you really care about the next one (episode 3)? Yes. I expect to be disappointed, but I do care.

1) Who is better- Obi Wan Kenobe or Yoda?

TIE - Its too hard to decide...... (Obi I guess)

2) Would you rather commute in a tie-fighter or a pod racer?
Tie-fighter

3) Who is scarier- Darth Maul or Darth Vader?
Darth Maul

4) Who would you rather have on your team?- Boba Fett or Chewbaka
Chewbaka

5) Who is cooler- Luke or Han?
BOTH -- I cant decide!! (Han I guess)

6) Who is more prouctive/effective- Amidala or Leia?
Leia

7) Jar-Jar Binks- necessary or an insult to Star Wars movies of past and present?
Insult.....

8) If you had to choose, which communitiy would you choose to belong? (a) wookies (b) sand people (c) ewoks or (d) jawas
B

9) Favourite Star Wars episode?
The original movies are all I care about.....

10) Do you really care about the next one (episode 3)?
NOT AT ALL.....I WONT EVER SEE IT!!