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footfootfoot 07-05-2008 07:30 PM

Oh shit imagine the son's tormented memories for the rest of his fucking life:
"Hey Mom, can I have a sip of your soda/ bite of your sandwich?"
etc.etc. "did she just blow the dog before she kissed me goodnight?"
Some therapist is already shopping for his new maserati.

footfootfoot 07-05-2008 07:31 PM

Oh and HLJ thanks for the footx5 link, missed that.

footfootfoot 07-05-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 465825)
Dumb asses didn't know the difference between live ammo and Blanks !!!!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/tro...677880713.html

Making fun of the French is like shooting fish in a barrel. Still, WTF?

TheMercenary 07-07-2008 01:39 PM

Show us your Bush.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...laura-bush.php

Flint 07-07-2008 01:53 PM

OMG what if they just adopted the sex-dogs without warning the new owners?

lookout123 07-07-2008 02:00 PM

hoooooney, where's the peanut butter?

Clodfobble 07-07-2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary
Show us your Bush.

Gawd, it's like... political slashfic. *hurk* People actually publish this crap?

BrianR 07-08-2008 09:50 AM

Man loses key to chastity belt, calls 999 (Brit 911)
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1387737.ece

But what do you expect from The Sun???

xoxoxoBruce 07-08-2008 09:57 AM

Quote:

The crew spent nearly an hour using three high-powered machines to saw through the sex toy – as the man passed out.
To cut a goddamn padlock? WTF!

skysidhe 07-12-2008 11:38 AM

Manhattenhenge
 
For Manhattan, a place where evening matters more than morning, that special day comes on Thursday, May 29h this year, one of only two occasions when the Sun sets in exact alignment with the Manhattan grid, fully illuminating every single cross-street for the last fifteen minutes of daylight. The other day is Saturday, July 12th. These two days give you a photogenic view with half the Sun above and half the Sun below the horizon -- on the grid. The day after May 29th (Friday, May 30th), and the day before July 12 (Friday, July 11) will also give you Manhattanhenge moments, but instead you will see the entire ball of the Sun on the horizon -- on the grid. My personal preference is the half-Sun

http://www.newyorkology.com/archives...unsettyson.jpg





http://www.newyorkology.com/archives...tanhenge_4.php

xoxoxoBruce 07-12-2008 12:06 PM

Would you prefer step-sun? ;)

Cicero 07-12-2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 467029)
I agree it's unfair to the dogs, but what realistically can happen to them? No one will knowingly adopt a dog that has effectively been trained to perform sex acts. So either they don't tell, which would probably get them sued, or they just keep the dogs forever at a shelter where they are already putting down animals every day for lack of space.

I think there is a difference between being coerced into sex acts and being "trained" to do them.

That article makes me sick. Seriously.

I would adopt one! I am looking for a good dog, abused or not. I don't have to worry about a dog trying to hump my kid because I don't have any. If one is actually "trained" to do such things, it can be "trained" not to.

I would support putting the people down, and also support leaving the dogs alone. They've been messed with enough. That will be quite enough. I actually went to pet finder and found the Humane Society Tulsa page. The blue heeler listed looks like a good dog as far as I can tell.

Aaah. I think I'm pet sensitive or something. I have compassion for those dogs right now. If they were here I might actually request one, as this situation makes me sad, and I am already dog shopping. Abused animals can be really good pets. Things just didn't go right for them at first.

We don't put people down for being abused like that. Why treat dogs that way? All you have to do is tell people the odd behaviors of the abused animal before they adopt so they know what they are in for, and can make an informed decision, whether they want to deal with it or not. You don't have to say that the dog was coerced into sex, saying highly abused, exhibits these behaviors: a,b,c, would work. I'm kind of doubting that the dogs exhibit abnormal behavior (outside of signs of abuse that can be overcome) in the first place.

*Hey! Get down!Get off my leg! Bad dog!* That would probably be sufficient.

Well, I am doggy shopping, and I know whatever dog I get will be at least old enough to have been through one thing or the other already, whether I know of the thing or not. I am looking for a good dog at least 6 months old, and I don't think a human humping would effect my decision, as long as I could tell that it is a good dog. I'm stubborn though. I wouldn't even want to know about that really. If it has really bad behaviors, I would want to know. And that's what I usually ask about: the good behaviors and the bad behaviors.

skysidhe 07-13-2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 468616)
Would you prefer step-sun? ;)

um-no


I was thinking unusual news. lol @ step-sun.

Sundae 07-13-2008 06:28 AM

Sky that's beautiful.
Great find.

sweetwater 07-14-2008 10:11 AM

When I was working at the humane society we had several cases involving the so-called "party dogs". One idiot even told the interviewer that that was the reason he wanted to adopt the dog. I'm glad I was there to explain and nix it, because she did not know the term. The health dept mandated euthanasia for dogs used thus, and any other dogs in the residence, because of concerns over the zoonotic nature of brucellosis. It's a more extreme response along the lines of the 10 day quarantine for animals accused of biting a human whether or not the animal had been vaccinated for rabies or not. NOT fair to the animals, but the cause of "protecting citizens" often overrules milder solutions.


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