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Dude111 07-16-2018 10:01 PM

http://web.archive.org/web/200605132...e0156adfbc.wmv
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People do the stupidist things!! (I started laughing like crazy @ 50 seconds :D)

Gravdigr 07-17-2018 04:01 PM

Didn't Steve-O do that?

Dude111 07-17-2018 06:17 PM

I dunno....I hope they gave him some $$$$$$$$$ for doing that,it looked like a horrible experience!

fargon 07-17-2018 08:52 PM

I got a video.

xoxoxoBruce 07-17-2018 09:06 PM

Stupid is as stupid does.

BigV 07-17-2018 09:29 PM

just once though. that looks *extremely* memorable.

fargon 07-17-2018 09:50 PM

I snorted a line of salt once for a $100.00, hurt for hours.

xoxoxoBruce 07-17-2018 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1011863)
just once though. that looks *extremely* memorable.

So is cutting off your dick but doing it is stupid. :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 07-18-2018 02:04 PM

Ah, The Cellar.

I am, once again, reminded of something I heard George Carlin say (paraphrasing):

Quote:

Y'know something ya never see? A grown man, running full speed, taking a shit.

Y'know something ya never hear? "After I stick this red hot poker up my ass, I'm gonna chop my dick off."
You people make me remember the weirdest shit, sometimes.

Gravdigr 07-18-2018 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1011866)
I snorted a line of salt once for a $100.00, hurt for hours.

I snorted a hundred one time. I didn't get anything, and it cost me $100.

Gravdigr 07-18-2018 02:20 PM

The wasabi vid reminded me:

I was parked on the river one night, this was way before I leased m'spot on the river, at one of those park-n-party, lovers' lane-type places. A car pulled in across the river, they didn't know I was there at the time. They got out, loud, drunk/stoned, whatever, and proceeded to do more of the same.

A few minutes of listening to them echoing up and down the river at 3-4 in the AM, and I was ready to head for home, no sleeping tonight looks like.

Then somebody said "Alright come and get 'em!"

I then heard the car door open, I could see the dome light. Then I heard "Sniiiiiifffff, oh, OHgoddamn, awwwhh, ooohfuckmotherfucker!!!!!" Then I heard it again, "Sniiiiiifffff, oh, OHgoddamn, awwwhh, ooohfuckmotherfucker!!!!! Oh Lawd! Help me Oprah!!!" And again. Then I heard "SNORXKLNKXSSKGH!!,", and then, in the plainest, most normal voice, "Yeah, that's a little loud, there." And then a repeat performance of the CrankSnorter's Prayer. They were snorting crank.

I sat there across the river and laughed til I was crying at those fuckers. They left after a couple toots, and I went to sleep as the sun was coming up.

xoxoxoBruce 07-18-2018 03:27 PM

Good thing for you they left 'cause they sure as hell weren't gonna sleep. :headshake


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