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Griff 08-15-2011 05:48 PM

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...0&d=1312808261

jimhelm 08-15-2011 06:05 PM

I tell myself that I'll just store my Chi. ...but I know me. this thing will go off while I'm cleaning it, no doubt. ....it can have a hair trigger some mornings.

footfootfoot 08-15-2011 07:12 PM

Ahh to be young again.

monster 08-15-2011 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 750422)
I'm still solitary location-wise though there is someone in my life I care about who lives too far away.

sorry, honey, maybe I can get over there in September......

Big Sarge 08-15-2011 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 750422)
I'm still solitary location-wise though there is someone in my life I care about who lives too far away. Maybe that's one way I can be very very careful still.

:comfort:

Does this guy have a Panda suit and hang out at the old sewage lagoon?

monster 08-15-2011 11:07 PM

guy?

Big Sarge 08-16-2011 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 750519)
guy?

my bad. i didn't know she is a switch hitter. now my heart is broken because i felt we had a connection. sigh

infinite monkey 08-16-2011 07:47 AM

monster's just fantasizing again. She does this from time to time. Then she realizes it is but a dream, and I am unattainable on every level.

Yeah, it's a curse. I was talking to my ex and the subject of this mutual friend came up and I told my ex that the guy's in love with me. The ex said "Well duh, who isn't?"

Who isn't, indeed.











:lol2:

jimhelm 08-16-2011 08:44 AM

classicman?

jimhelm 08-16-2011 08:44 AM

but then,... I'm not so sure, LOLZIE

infinite monkey 08-16-2011 09:24 AM

Snort snicker lol. ;)

You just KNOW UG is.

Gravdigr 08-16-2011 05:43 PM

What's bumming my stone?
 
My neighbors. They're fighting. Loudly. Profanely. Now, I got nothing against the use of profanity, hell, I'm a Pro Cusser League veteran. But, not out in public. Most of the time. This morning they were in the driveway at 7:45, full throttle. I came out on my front porch and just stared at them while they fought.

When she drove up the street, going to work I suppose, her husband gave me the stink-eye as he went toward his door. I smiled a big friendly smile, and quoted a line form "Blazing Saddles".

I said, in my cheeriest voice, mind you: "Good Morning Jerry. And isn't it a lovely morning?"

He didn't say anything.

Gravdigr 08-16-2011 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 750610)
...I told my ex that the guy's in love with me. The ex said "Well duh, who isn't?"...

Was he using the sarcasm font?

infinite monkey 08-16-2011 08:19 PM

No, he was using your mom's font.

monster 08-16-2011 08:50 PM

I hope he wiped it afterwards


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