Dwellar Bonding Quiz July 17 (Newbs feel free to jump right in)
 

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black?
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors?
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them?
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
.............................
6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology?
8) What would the number 6 smell like?
9) How do you like your fried eggs?
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever)

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black?
Black.
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors?
Not that I'm aware of...
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?
2-3 times (is that bad? I figure I'm clean....)
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them?
I have nothing against seeds, but I generally don't eat bread anymore. Trying to cut back on carbs. So I might not be the best person to ask that.
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
instead throw feces
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6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps
Nails on a chalkboard or nail files rubbing against each other *shudders*
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology?
Somewhere in the middle. I'm prefer to wait for the bugs to be worked out and the price to go down before I partake in "new" tech.
8) What would the number 6 smell like?
I want to say eggs but I think that is just because I saw the word "eggs" in the next question. :right:
9) How do you like your fried eggs?
over medium/over hard. I crack the egg in the pan and break the yoke but don't mix it at all.
Flip once and serve. Seasoned with just sea salt and cracked pepper, possibly with fresh avocado on top.
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever)
Used to be Thanksgiving, but the last few have been sucky... So maybe Halloween?

3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?

14?

Laundry?

6 smells like cheese. Sharp cheddar

Yes, sesame seeds

Soft boiled with a dot of Sriracha

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black?
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors? Neither. :p: :lol:
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry? ≤ 7.
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them? No.
5) Finish this Haiku:
.....Typewriting Monkeys
.....Produceth not the Shakespeare
.....but the diddly-squat
6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps Haven't come across one yet. Some parts of songs will.
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology? I wait until others make it a proven technology.
8) What would the number 6 smell like? You'd have to ask 9.
9) How do you like your fried eggs? Sunny side up. :)
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever) Christmas.

What would the number 6 smell like?
 

Patrick McGoohan

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black? Accessories? Is a belt an accessory? If so, then black.
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors? No. I do have a "concentratin' face", though.
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry? Three to five, if it's used for nothing else.
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them? No.
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
Just dumb Facebook posts
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6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps? A yowling fox, sounds just like woman screaming.
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology? Last.
8) What would the number 6 smell like? Morning dew.
9) How do you like your fried eggs? Sunny-side up, over light toast.
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever) Someone in our circle always throws a party in June. Several of us have birthdays around May/June/July, and we celebrate them all at the same time. We call it Birthday Party, as in "Hey Joe, Birthday Party next Friday!" If not that, then Christmas, because presents.

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black?
Black
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors?
Sometimes with the concentration, but not with the use of scissors.
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?
3 or 4
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them?
Only if they are sesame
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
Remembered from school
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6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps
The screech of utensils upon the plate
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology?
Close to the first, but I prefer someone else to do the beta testing and bug identification.
8) What would the number 6 smell like?
Depends on how long it has been sitting out on the counter
9) How do you like your fried eggs?
Uh... scrambled?
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever)
Thanksgiving

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black? No brown, but I wear the white and the red belt more than the black.

2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors? No. But I make a very furrowed concentration face sometimes.

3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry? 14. All you 3-4 people are seriously weird.

4) Should burger buns have seeds on them? Don't care. The ones I make don't.

5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
Did get Faulkner, though.

6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps? A lot of them. Let's just say all.

7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology? Last if left to my own devices, Mr. Clod is first if left to his; so as a household we average.

8) What would the number 6 smell like? Poop.

9) How do you like your fried eggs? On a burger.

10) What's your favorite holiday? (Public/religious/cultural/whatever) Any federal holiday that gets me a long weekend but doesn't require me to do anything like decorate or shop or participate.

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black? BROWN
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors? NO TONGUE, AND I DON'T KNOW IF I MAKE MOUTH MOVEMENTS
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?
I DON'T, I USE A TERRY CLOTH ROBE...IT GOES IN THE WASH WHEN I DO WHITES.
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them? I PREFER IT - SESAME, NOT POPPY SEED
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
BUT DOTH DITHER.............................
6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps? WHISPERS
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology? NEITHER
8) What would the number 6 smell like? WET DIRT
9) How do you like your fried eggs? JUST LIKE GRAVS
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever) 4TH OF JULY

'Cuz that's how the sexy ppl do it.;)

:beer:

1. Blue or red.
2. Stick my tongue out when eating pussy.
3. I dry my asshole last so once.
4. Yes.
5. But the breath.
6. Melting ice.
7. Last.
8. Like it is next to 9.
9. Sunny side up on toast. Sometimes a slice of tomato between the toast and the egg.
10. Father's Day.

I hope y'all didn't mind me leaving the questions out.

Ed