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xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2017 10:05 PM

Home Made Gifts
 
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Hey kids, Mom’s/Grandma’s/Aunt Bea’s birthday is coming up and you don’t have any money. Maybe the school bully took it, or you gave it to Alice/Andy to see what was inside their underpants, or you gave it to that strange man with the overcoat that hangs around the playground.
You used to be able to wash off a rock and claim it was a Pet Rock but you lost the packaging, but that won’t cut it anymore.
No problem, just paint the rock!
I guaranty they’ll be all teary eyed and huggy no matter how badly you paint.
CAUTION, If you try this on Sis she will critique the shit out of it.

Pico and ME 03-08-2017 11:36 PM

adorable

footfootfoot 03-09-2017 06:59 AM

It's the rock version of http://vrf.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/w.../17-Shorse.jpg

Gravdigr 03-09-2017 02:12 PM

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Also, shorse (snicker).

Flint 03-09-2017 02:30 PM

:chortle:

Gravdigr 03-09-2017 02:45 PM

Reminds me of a verse from "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton:

♪ ♫I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
♪ ♫

Gravdigr 03-09-2017 03:10 PM

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That badger in the OP is awesome!

Momdigr does this occasionally, the rock-painting-thing:

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One billion points if you can tell me where that lighthouse is.

Gravdigr 03-09-2017 03:12 PM

And I don't mean my living room.:right:

footfootfoot 03-09-2017 05:58 PM

I love that line, isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

xoxoxoBruce 05-05-2017 07:42 PM

The kids can make these for grandparents, aunts, and uncles, people who will love it or at least old enough to be polite if the don't. ;)


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