hello, im new!
 

Hi everyone! Im excited to be apart of this message board now. I love to gossip about current events and so on, so i hope this is the place for me. hope everyone has a great day!

Spammer confidence factor: 8
key considerations:
- yahoo.com email registration address
- "los angeles, ca" given as location, but columbus, oh road runner (cable) as IP lookup
- totally impersonal first message often to avoid link on first message

not to mention the bottishness of the phraseology.

Good call. I was going to make a similar prediction, but wimped out becuase I figured I might be wrong.

throwing the baby fat on the fire.

I predict it's really Dick Cheney, trying to troll the net and put a positive spin on the events of the weekend.

I was kind of hoping that we'd have at least one member who was excited to be here, rather than merely addicted.

damn you UT, what are you putting in our coffee?

agggggghh!

I'm excited to be here!

Is that only because it is warmer than SE AK? Or is it the scintillating conversation?

scintillating conversation.

titillating consternation?

scampering exclamations

Aaugh! Redirect, before it's too late!!!

Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts?

:lol2:

littlefatbaby, welcome.

if you try to sell me something, i'll push this red button. You don't want me to push the red button.

Current total number of registered Cellar users with exactly one post:

450

That is pretty bad...

Some have even put pictures in their profiles...

well, i have yahoo cuz i dont feel like paying for something that i can use for free. i came here looking for friendly conversation, but i guess i came to the wrong place.

nevermind the bollocks... fullspeed ahead!

Friendly...friendly...yeah, we got a jug of that around here. Up on the shelf, help yourself. As to the conversation, all you have to do is post your side, we're all doin' our part.

You've only got two posts so far. You need a bit more than that to call it conversation. Otherwise it's just people talking about you, not to you.

There are 204K+ posts here.

Read some of them. Get a feel for what the board is like. Grok that we do not communicate in txtspk here.

Then you will know whether this is the wrong place or not.