intercellar post with an accent day is today
 

I took a vote, and it was unanimous. Today is the day. October 3rd will henceforth be observed as the:

Please take a moment and add this event to your pda, your calendar, your whatever.

This is a very special year as it is the first year. Here's how it is observed:

1. All of your posts must be typed in an accent for the entire day(in for a dime, in for a dollar.)

• try to spell words in a way that conveys a particular accent
• pick key accent words to accentuate your accent
• the accent must be in english. foreign languages don't count
• because accents are relative, we'll assume that 'American TV' accent is the neutral

2. Once you pick your accent with your first post today, you must stay with it all day, so choose carefully!

3. Don't announce what accent you're using....that is considered cheating. The idea is for us to 'hear' it, not read it. show, don't tell.

4. It is held to be in poor taste to deride someone else's attempts at an accent. Compliments are encouraged.

5. Participation is not compulsory, but we are judging your every post as always, so if you want to be a wet blanket, go right ahead.

6. Remember that this kind of shit is the main reason you all put up with me, and have fun with it.

'Ey, but wot if 's pas' noon 'lready?

well, lad, cellar time folluhs US eastirn teyum, don't ya know. The tdread wuz poosted a' meednoit pluss eleyvun, And wull carry on for twinty four hours. aye hoope that hayulps ya.

well 'en, I'll be sure to try t'reme'ber t'post like this.

Eef yew canna rememba, eet would beh eh greet kandnis tew post remindas.

Whale, Hale. Littl' ole me just saw this here idear and ah mus' say, ah doooo like ta post in mah native tongue, boys. Ah do hope ah'll be seein' ya on the verandah latah tahday? You WILL bring me a lemonade, won't you? It can get sooo verah hawt!

Ta ta!

Darrafact? Time to go to the ale house, ave gorra gob like an Arab’s Flipflop.

oy was wanderin woot da fook ye were on aboot.

ach, dammeet te heal.... gorn'n'mist t'hale dae.... wood'ee cre'it tha, lachie?

Och! Ma neeburrs'll be that glad tae heer that the Scoat's tongue wull be ceelebrayted in the virrtuall wurrld!

wull, this fell flat on its arse, didna?

ach, ' n sae thae weell. Gi' them'll a wee dr

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Say what MuderF!@#$%

lümberyim, du are bevor your time coming.

Like, this iiiiis sooo kwel? Us valley girls here in Anaheim? are really tops for you? choosing Gwennie!'s birthday Oct 3 for this wicked event? Like, you know?, uhm..., you know? how the planets like line up sometimes? Yea?, it's like that? You know?, like, multiple thingos on the same exaaact day? ...I'm mean come on, like, this happens everyday? As if.

Avast thar, me hearties. I be havin a fair wind and tide, b goin o'er yon horizon for a few days. Lookin fer dem square grouper. be splicin' da main brace upon me return.

You talkin t'me, huh, HUH?

Ve need more varnings eef ve are to do zees teengs. i knew nahthink of zees teeng untiel eet vas vell eento za day.


even i can't read that.