The dick is back!
 

Well, despite Ali's comments about my explanatory deficiencies, and my rather rash reply, I have returned for more verbal torture.:p

Well, I know strappado, squassado, and maybe one more painful Italian word... :p

Wow, why am I not surprised? lol

I'm a forum flip-flopper. ;)

You are a serial swan songer Draxie.

Well, actually, my opinion of a swan songer is someone who creates a thread to declare they are leaving in a huff...did you do that?

Or just take your bat n ball and flounce home?

;)

Can never have too many dicks around I say :)

He's a flouncer

Maybe so. But shouldn't coming back count fer sumpin'?

i didnt notice that you'd left. how long were you gone?

about 5 minutes....

is he the suicidal one who's getting divorced? or the whiner?

he was the dick. :D

Hey...I said "The dick is back!" after I broke up with Rhoda...

The "suicidal one who is getting divorced" is Deuce, and he's said he's a sock puppet for an existing Dwellar. Guess he's not you then!

The Cellar: Two dicks and a cock.

Did he say that? I must of missed that.

Like what? Do you need a welcoming party?

O' rly? I thought I wuz da handicapped assholish freak. :p

Well, yer certainly invited sweetness. Ya' got sass. ;)

Sorry, I'm washing my hair that day.

No, that's someone else.

Seems like a standard fem excuse. Nevertheless, I will accept it.

Would you two like a room? I can't guarantee it will be lj-proof, though....

It's Ali's call.

I'll be right thanks.

Sheesh Ali, ya tart, youre getting more cellar action than anyone these days!

Yeah well, some people just have all the luck don't they? :alien:

I think you should fight for "the dick" title before you settle in.

Explain.

Maybe someone should set up a trolling contest? I'm down. :D

Cock fighting? :headshake

I thought she meant that there's more than one dick in this place.