I'm in of course.

Who we gonna play? And where's the rule book?? ;)

Wait, I can't do this... when I played we had four forwards!

I'm on the bench with Clodfobble.

Here's the deal, I've gotten our schedule and I'm not going to lie. It looks tough. There are some pretty strong teams in the division, but League Management believes this is where we belong. They believe it and I believe it. I've been watching the progress you've all made in practice and I like what I see.

The bad news is our first game is tomorrow. We have a 12:05 first touch so get your rest, get a good carb load, and no sex tonight. Yes Merc, that means keep your hands off too. We are playing the third place team from last session, The Devilish Decimals. They're a bunch of accountants from the IRS building downtown. For that reason let's all make sure not to let Radar in the stadium.

As I said, first touch is at 12:05. That means I will be accepting PM's up until that point from anyone (OPEN TO ALL DWELLARS, NOT JUST THOSE PLAYING ON THE TEAM) who can be arsed to send one. in the body of the message, not the greeting line, enter a score and one or two game highlights you would like to see happen. (please no alien invasions, I think getting all of us dwellars on one field is fantasy enough) I will open one and one only picked at random. That will be the final score of the game when I make my match report.

We will have a 10 game season. Weeks 1-8 will be regular games. Week 9 will be semi finals, Week 10 will be Championship or Consolation depending on outcome of the semifinal. Of course, the season could be called off due to weather, money, hemerhoids, or lack of participation.

Get some rest team.

In that case I'm already being subbed out :(

All I can say is play hard.

and quit lying you know that should be a smilie, not a frownie face.

I'll give you that one, err rather you're right! :D

In which time zone are we playing? I'm preparing for jet lag.

Show me the money! :eyebrow:

In my day I developed a fine kick technique. Which worked out when I went into goal, cos I took all the goal kicks. LR, when I've got the ball on my foot, go long. Just take off.

and no sex tonight.

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I'm afraid I'm not fit enough to play on the field. But I have great experience in barracking the ref from the terraces and am happy to lead the other supporters in any number of terrace songs.

I also volunteer to run on with a sponge and a bucket of water when someone gets hurt. And I'll cut up the half time oranges. Although these may be a feature of English amateur football, rather than worldwide.

Is there any sort of commitment of real world time to this effort? I like maximum return on my zero investment.

As long as I'm not required to actually *do* anything, I'd love to be a sub. Or I could just clean up the streamers and chaff from the field after the riot.

I don't have a soccer ball, so I spent about 15 minutes kicking a basketball against the living room wall (barefoot, of course). I would have done longer, but I was told to "go outside and kick a tree."

Now my big toe hurts.

And I'm ready to learn this game you call football.

Excellent, excellent. SG you are the official President and Director-at-Large for Cellar F.C. Supporters' Trust. If there is any dispute or cause for concern to the supporters about the way Cellar F.C. is performing or operating you will be the liaison. In addition your experience will be needed in the stands. American sports fans don't create songs for players and teams, they scream, shout, and whistle. We need you to teach them how it's done. You may also be called upon to get the bucket and sponge, but I believe we have a true iron man squad so it should be unnecessary.

Orange slices rock regardless of your accent. Unless you are allergic, then they suck.

Elspode, Cellar F.C. is a very serious organization and it will require a high level of commitment. I believe the same level of commitment you have shown the "labrat's ass" thread should suffice. You may either be a sub (but no grabassing) or you may be Sundae Gal's assistant (grabassing encouraged).

Well done HLJ. build up those callouses.

Last bit of business: I really do need PM's with scoreline scenarios. At this point I have only response and that pretty much eliminates the "chosen at random" portion of this endeavour.

Hey coach, any chance of getting a female with a hot looking ass to play in front of me.