I'd be happy to fill a sub position. Yay team. lol!!!

sweet, i'll get you in the next game. get to work on your ball handling skills or something.

ugh - did you really just say that to Sheldon? whew :eyebrow:

Great news Cellar F.C. faithful! Bruce has agreed to new contract terms. Everything stays as it was but we've added a time off for latin lovelies and do-dads clause. He'll be back with the squad as we prepare for our tangle with Einstein's Eulogists. I don't know much about the team other than they are mostly engineers from the Intel plant down the road.

wait, wha... hey get your mind out of the gutter! I'll not tolerate perversion around here without pictures.

butt, butt, butt you said it!

Is that the team T-dub plays for?

A team of muppets! We'll crush them!

If we don't, we can blame 85% of it on lookout.

I like it. I see that yesterday's draw has lifted morale. carry on.

Umm....just our of interest, Skipper, is anybody intending to drug-test the team at any point? As I say, purely out of interest...not that I need to know or anything.

See, this is why I don't play. ;)

no drug testing required for this league. just don't pull a rio ferdinand or joey barton on us.

and the league is co-ed too, so why is xob performing sex-determination tests in that tent over there? and since when is having a curvy posterior or ample boobage and indicator that the participant may not be female? and why is there a line outside the tent? and where has Elspode gone?

That was part of the contract renegotiation, now shush.