What's with Men?
 

Huh? What?

Testosterone, Dos Equis brand genes, and something else unmentionable is family settings.

Get naked and fetch me a beer, then I'll 'splain it to ya. :haha:

Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.

Well, quite often, I am with men.

...see?


Nobody knows.

Well, we're not batshit insane. So that's a big part of it.

Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.

If they are, then they are doing it wrong.

-- Jeff Foxworthy

fava beans and a nice chianti....

Perhaps if you offered a bit more information...?

I know, but I'm not tellin'.:rolleyes:

I'm tellin', but I don't know.

Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

I understand men much better than I do women.

I once dated a gay guy in high school. No, he wasn't "out". Many years later, he told me that I was the least "girlie" chick he knew, so he thought he'd see if it could work... I took it as a compliment.

"Why can't a woman
Be more like a man?" - H.H.
:eyebrow:

this is very hurtful, Brianna. what about our feeeeelings?

yes, but now we have modern designer drugs...er, prescriptions, to make our women less nuts.

Feel this!

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

;)

fixed
 

::feels this::

wow....very nice! do you wax it?

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Clear?

Nice, Zen...that's great!

Now that you're naked and brought beer, I'm happy. It's just that simple, no drama necessary. No, I don't care about the zit on your butt... or that you have a strained relationship with your mother/cousin/boss... or that you some how manage to kill every houseplant you get. The only thing I care about is how we treat each other. :comfort:

What is this "no drama" you speak of?


;)

They're just that way, Bri.

There's no splainin' it.

As long as he isn't married, isn't in a position of authority over you, and wasn't messed up by his mother...

What's with men?

Haven't you heard?

They're all bastards!

then why am i interested in him?

;)

There's a certain comfort in preordained outcomes.

It's the dark triad in your genes calling.:eyebrow:

What were you doing looking in Bri's jeans?

I like this:

"But being just slightly evil could have an upside: a prolific sex life, says Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces. "We have some evidence that the three traits are really the same thing and may represent a successful evolutionary strategy."

"A woman either wants a poet or a cassock."

Cassock? Shouldn't that be Cossack? :eyebrow:

Or a Cusack. Preferably the John variety.

That loser? No wonder you're still waiting for the man of you're dreams. :p

Yabbut, I wanted to save his haunted little butt in 1408.

This explains it.

it would be worth it.

Huh.

Who knew LO was into Superman?

Well, he can... i got nothing. you're on my shitlist now.;)

"now"?

Was this thread inspired by a particular occurrence? We might have more to go on then. Men are imperfect creatures, sometimes women may have unrealistic expectations of us, though that cuts both ways, dare I say it (!)

I'd also like to think we don't share all the same faults.

Professor, watch out. It might be you she's a-talking about!

Yeah, when Brianna starts complaining about men, the chance that a professor's involved is higher than usual.

yeh - like 95%

That's why I love my husband. :D

My wife says he's a keeper! Good fer you!

Yes they are!!

See! Another joke no one gets. lol

LOL I might be able to get it with three hints and a double shot of single malt. :D Or is that three shots and a hint? Oh, let's try both!!!

:3eye: :sniff: :) :mad: :eek: :neutral: :rolleyes: :greenface :D I know what it is. I don't use enough smiley faces.:o :headshake :yelgreedy :yeldead: :( :eyebrow: :cool: :right: :3_eyes: :thepain: :mad2:

Perhaps I'm just slow? So, what's your joke? :p

Just me. ;) no one and nothing else. Just my presence should be enough in general. lol

uh....uh.....okay? hehe....:p