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TheMercenary 01-08-2009 09:47 PM

Lends new meaning to the Pocket Protector.

monster 01-08-2009 09:54 PM

I finally had to find out what a pocket protector actually was. You merkins talk about them all the time, but let me tell you... Brits have bred generations of geeks and nerds without the assistance of such contraptions..... always with the consumerism...

DanaC 01-08-2009 09:55 PM

what is a pocket protector?

monster 01-08-2009 09:57 PM

http://www.sensual-desire.com/storev...oads/wr041.jpg

:lol:

monster 01-08-2009 09:59 PM

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisw...0protector.jpg

was what I meant to post, but my accidental repost made me snort so hard my nosebleed restarted, so i left it there! :lol:

DanaC 01-08-2009 10:00 PM

Ohhh. To stop pens blowing ink in your pockets. I see.

Thankyou :)

classicman 01-08-2009 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 520315)
Ohhh. To stop penises blowing in your pockets. I see.

Thankyou :)

fixed that for ya

TheMercenary 01-10-2009 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 520159)
This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in... Cock rings! Cock rings! Cock rings.

Speaking of weather, sure would hate to be a cock in this stuff:


http://www.accuweather.com/news-top-...09-01-09_21:55

Enjoy the snow suckers. It has been in the 60's and 70's here all week.

DanaC 01-10-2009 08:40 AM

It's -3 'ere.

TheMercenary 01-10-2009 09:04 AM

/shudders/ ugg... I really do not miss that weather. I will do my utmost to never live where it snows again.

HungLikeJesus 01-10-2009 12:01 PM

Ah, you're such a wimp. It's 15°F (-9 C) and I was outside this morning without a coat.

You need to toughen up a bit.

DanaC 01-10-2009 02:51 PM

This from a man so freaked out by water he walked over it.

SteveDallas 01-10-2009 02:58 PM

Back on topic . . . . .

It's only ten days till the inauguration. If you want your penis pardoned, you'd better hurry up and contact President Bush.

DanaC 01-10-2009 03:07 PM

So that's what a gentleman's excuse me is...

HungLikeJesus 01-10-2009 03:08 PM

Can Bush pardon a penis?

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.


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