and there is a poem in

can hunglikejesus
pardon my penis?

I'm not the penis pardoner, I'm the penis pardoner's son
and I'm only pardoning penises until the penis pardoners cum

>Pinot Noir thru the nose < :eek:

Bush pardon a penis?

Hell, Bush IS a penis.

You can find anything on the Internet.

Your petition for a pardon is denied.

Executioner - off with his head! :behead:

There's an advert I must get a photo of for y'all.
It's on the bus stop I walk past nearly every day and is for McDonalds Pound Saver Chicken Mayo burger.

The thing is, I don't think the mayo in the picture is really of the right viscosity. It just doesn't look as opaque as it should. Every time I look at the huge burger, wider across than I am, the first thing that comes into my head is Sperm Burger!!! Arrrgh! McSalty McSpermy Chicken!!!!

And I usually spray out a big guffaw and then smile all the way home.

ETA: the same shot (pun intended) is not used on the internet advert - I've just checked. Damn, I really will have to go and photograph it.

Sounds funny. Put it on so we can play with it in Photoshop. :D

It really doesn't show up in this picture.
It is a little more spermy than this photo suggests.

Truth is, once I had made the McMayo/ McSemen connection, it just made me laugh every time.

Especially with the tagline.

Ew, yes you're right Sundae, that's not proper mayonnaise at all. That is totally a sperm-burger.

That's just Mcdisgusting. And then some. Maybe it'll never make it across the pond.