I can't for the life of me remember the build up...but the joke ends like this:

The chick has been throwing herself at dude like all night, and he ain't going for it. Finally she just asks straight out "Do you just not want pussy or what?" He says "Oh no! I know about what you women got down there. There's teeth down there and it'll bite me off!!"

This just blows the woman's mind. She jumps up on a chair, pulls up her dress, drops her panties, and says "Now, do you see any teeth down there?"

Dude looks for a moment, and replies "Well, no wonder with gums like those."

You just have to be aware of Pillow Pants.

What does "mincing" mean in UK speak?

I think they meant it like the first two definitions here.

I have never heard the term.

Snapped on my way to the beer joint.

Chief Owmanose. Of the Flathead tribe, apparently.

hahahahahahahahahaha! ouch.

Faceplant.

Planking: You're doing it wrong, Chief.

Narwahls, narwhals swimming in the ocean,
Causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome...

That is IOTD worthy.

That's an impressive picture there......but what's even more impressive is the price of Marlboros.......$3.70? The tax happy bastards here are taking $6.50+tax to pay for the po folks.

As Dave Attell says of cigarettes in New York city "It's cheaper to smoke crack"

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It really does. Not a pho'shop.

A little Bitman makes everything funnier, right?

Right?

Hello?

Hi Bitman!