________bitches about ________ (Fill in the blanks)
 

I figure this will save time and space.

I want to bitch about all the guys on this site that I haven't had sex with.
Here's the list:



















:D

Pretty short list. :)

Shawnee bitches about Shawnee

:blah:

It's ALWAYS about you! :p

Well DUH. :)

I could go on forever!

NoBoxes bitches about anonymous:
 

I think anonymous is a snob. After checking out anonymous' profile and finding it intriguing, I left a heartfelt message in the "Visitor Messages" box. I even tried to "Befriend anonymous." Alas, I've seen neither hide nor hair of anonymous since. I suppose that no response means I'm simply not good enough to even post on the same board as the highfalutin anonymous!

I bet that anonymous will even start a "Social Group" just to keep me out of it [wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more].

Should this thread go in Philosophy or not?

"anonymous anonymous anonymous." It's always about anonymous.

hey anonymous? You have a stupid user title. :lol:

I love mad libs!

"sheldon" bitches about "loud-mouthed non-smokers".

:)

Yznhymr bitches about having to have sex to make a baby.

It's not the same as other sex (same-oh-same-oh, kinky, adventurous, fantasy, outdoor, etc.).

Everyone bitches about Something

Capn bitches about people bitching.

Sundae Girl bitches about her weight. Again.
Enough already, get a room!

Leaving blanks for people's names is awesome!

Had it not been for my warm welcome, you may not have stayed. I'm glad you did. :folks:

I like how Flint is not averse to tootling his own slide-whistle, as 'twere. He's a fellow with a mighty heart, who, when vexed (and highly so) finds the touch of silver lining in his rapacious Ipod and promotes his own self be sooth.

♫But nobody bitches about Sara Lee.♪

I watched way too much TV as a child.

Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

wtf is this damn puzzle you keep talking about? ;)

The thing with all the pieces!!!


:D

You're like one of those people hiding out in the woods in Fahrenheit 451, aren't you?

verily; and:

agreed, affirmative, all right, amen, aye, beyond a doubt, by all means, certainly, definitely, even so, exactly, fine, gladly, good, good enough, granted, indubitably, just so, most assuredly, naturally, of course, okay, positively, precisely, sure thing, surely, true, undoubtedly, unquestionably, very well, willingly, without fail, yea, yep, yeah.

I didn't see my name on that there list. I did go camping once and woke tied to stump and my ass was wet. Was that you?

I think that should be "promotes himself in sooth."

And then a hungry thesaurus jumped out of the bushes at us.

Great excitement, perturbation, agitation and tumult.

Not JUST me. ;)

Fuckin whistleblower.:blah::redcard:

That wasn't a whistle.

Meatwhistle?

That wasn't my blower.

And you weren't the blowee. ;)

Well damn. What was that thing, then? :confused:

I don't know, but I feel cheap and used. I love it.

If you weren't cheap, you wouldn't get used. :D

Story of my life.