LUCKY ME!!!!!!!!!
 

I've spoken to two, count 'em TWO, Dwellars in two days!!

thanks to Elspode (duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!)
and Cherry!! (soul sistah!)

I"ve also spoken with BrianR and Lumberjim - but not lately.

How many Dwellars have you spoken with/seen IRL?

I've seen Juniper IRL!

Okay. I said I would tell you if I was drinking. So you could tell me off.
I have been. I deserve it.

I'm drinking.
I probably will until I pass out.
I called Bri because I know she understands, but I'm on the 'rents phone, so I had to keep it short.

Anyone who wants to PM me for the number is welcome.
But I've broken the deal - I am drunken.
Soz and all that.

Oh, Sundae. :( Just because you screwed up and got drunk, doesn't mean you have to give up and aim for passing out. It can still be a victory if you stop right now.

I've met BrianR, monster and Beest, and Mr. Clod has spoken to the lovely Sundae Girl on the phone, but I unfortunately missed out.

I will never tell anyone off for drinking. It happens, baby. Just get some water down, too.

I didn't start this thread to smack you down, sweetie. I know you know that - I hope you know that. I was just excited to talk with you!

Oh I know you didn't! Don't worry. That's why I started another one.

Clod - it's nice to think I can stop now.
I'll try....
Nope!
Not being facetious, just honest.

Don't expect me to be around tomorrow, but I'm here tonight, right!

Just SG and Ducks for me, although ducks and I text more-so than talk on the phone.

I've met one Dwellar. I've always wanted to come to a forks, but it's far for me, and I'm shy.

Lumberjim
UT
Jacquelita
xoB
Wolf
SleeveDallas
Sycamore
The late Lady Sycamore
RichLevy

I think that's it... my mind went blank. We need to stop in and see blue and monkeyboy at some point.

And I've talked to none on the phone - I suck at phone. I can't hear but pretend I can instead of just saying "what?" over and over again, and just laugh and say 'yeah' when the other person pauses... it makes for awkward conversations so I just avoid it. Chat works out best for me, despite my poor typing skills.

edit: Come chat SG

talked to only:
zippyt
brianna
sunda girl
slang
labrat
big red
elspode

met:
jinx -)
Ute
BrianR
syc
ladysyc
jacquelita
bruce
sleeve
classicman
wolf

feels like im forgettng some

Only!!
Blimey.

I'm Olney, but I can't even hope to match you.

I don't meet and tell..... ;)

I have a calendar that says otherwise, you slut ;)

I suck at phone, too, jinx. I'm just not that comfortable chatting on the phone: and I feel shy when I do.

It took me years before I would go through a drive-thru because I hated talking into the speaker.

I did check when I got home last night to see if SG was still around because I thought I'd get her number and call...but I was too late.

I've met none of you. For those local to me, this is my fault: combination of apprehension and no time. But I feel I know many of you.

I give great phone!!!

aw fuck. When did that happen?

Late?" as in gone? Crap. Where have I been? What happened?

The thread is here.

Thanks. I remember her being an infrequent yet always positive poster back in the day. Looks like we lost her during my hiaitus. Sorry Syc. I a m s l o w . . .

Phones should automatically shut off after one minute.;)

Lessee...

Met: UT, Wolf, xoB, LJ, Jinx, SteveD, zippyt, brianR, Dagney, Richlevy, slang, classicman, bluecuracao, bitmap

Talked to on the phone: Spode

Yeah, Rhoda's been gone almost 3 years now. She would have turned 40 last month. I wrote a special blog for her on her birthday.

April and I were in Baltimore last summer, and I was able to visit Rhoda's grave for the first time, which turned me into a hot mess. I talked to her mom while I was out there, but didn't meet with her. Probably a good thing, because that would have been crazy awkward.

Very cool and awesome blog.

Syc, you're a fruitloop by my definition of the world, but you're a good chap.
Come to England & I'll meetya.

Merc - similar. And sometimes you're a real arsehole. In a different way than LJ, but then he's one of my Cellar crushes (and not homophobic.) Although we could never, ever agree on politics, I reckon you'd be a sound guy to have a pint with. And likely to breach these shores again. So I mean it when I say let me know if you're coming back. I'll try to bring Dani as back-up and we'll convert you with our clever tongues.

I would love to meet you both for a :guinness:
:biggrinha

If'n you three get together in Blighty without me I'll. I'll ... I'll thcream and thcream and thcream until I make mythelf thick!

lol @ Limey

What do you call a "fruitloop"?

you. she calls you a fruitloop.

But what does that mean in British English? In American English, it is used as a slang for gays.

syc, sorry about your loss. she passed just after my hiatus from the world started.

lesse here:
talked to:
ducksnuts (Da Duck!)
splode
bruce
mtp
met:
zip
brianr
Nothing But Net

No, not gay. Just a crazy person in UK slang.

And also for that strange little thing they used to put on the back of shirts, below the collar at about the shoulder line. WTF were those *for*, anyway?

So far I have met: Sycamore and Mrs. Sycamore, Classicman, BrianR and Mrs. BrianR, and Richlevy.

I have had the pleasure of dining with Blue and Mr. & Mrs. Sycamore. I also visited with richlevy. I have spoken with Merc, Shaw, and SG. Oh, and I bought a car from Jim.

Ah...the "fagtag"...yeah, totally inappropriate now. But I was in high school then and didn't really think much about it.

Ah...okay then! Yeah, that totally works for me. Though I am indeed gay...because I'm colorful and cheerful. :)

I've just spoken to the lovely SG on the phonio. We discussed all manner of "lovely" things. It was really great to speak to her. Now you're all jealous! Haha. and rightly so!

We called them "fairy hooks." I don't know why either.

I do know that my best friend's older sister had chain of them pinned to her bulletin board that she'd pulled off guys' shirts. I don't know why she did that.

Sadly, it's too late for Forks. The Cellarites were disinvited a few years ago. I would like to believe that it was in fact based on behavior on our part so atrocious that we managed to offend Pagan nudists, but from what I can gather Forks itself went into decline.

There are those who say Rome fell to the barbarians and those who say that Rome was already falling and the barbarians were just another indicator. Our two seasons at forks were it's last. You can draw your own conclusions.:rolleyes:

Great party, great people.

Onyx, if you ever come up this way I will throw a BBQ in your honor. Unfortunately, no drunken Bacchanal can be held until after Mrs. Levy's term as homeowner assocation president comes to a close.;)

Ouch, Rich! Forks was always on my Need To Do list :(
In moments of hope it was Plan To Save For, in moments of less hope is was at least on When My Ship Comes In... Still, I can keep it on the EuroMillions Draw List. I can afford to buy everyone tickets then. Just a shame it's a less reasonable goal.

Anyway, I came here to celebrate talking to the Limes, only to find she beat me to it. I had the TV on VERY loud when she called, and didn't hear who she was asking for. When I turned it down I was relieved she was asking for me. Limey sounds VERY official. And very, very English. She asked whether I thought she would sound Scottish and I think I said, "Yes... no..., yes... I mean..." I don't think I was at my best in this conversation (the clocks went back this morning, I've been confused all day!)

Needless to say, even though Limey has a cut glass accent, she is personable, sympathetic and really quite jolly. And has some dirty (literally) stories which were only hinted at in our chat.

Limey - thanks. All I can add is that Grandad was tucking into the sarnie by the time I'd finished giving the toilet the once-over. I think he might even have looked shame-faced... I couldn't tell, his face was full of eggy goodness (only adding this because this is the man who said he couldn't possibly manage a sandwich when I mentioned it at lunchtime)

And yes - I have washed, washed, washed my hands. Promise x

Always ALWAYS happy to talk dirty (:turd:) with you, dear SG!
Glad to hear Grandad has regained his appetite :thumb:!

What are the dirty stories?

What is a sarnie?

Why are you giving the toilet a once-over at granddads?

Why does Limey sound like a Kensington Jeweller when she lives on an island in Scotland???

Inquiring minds want to know.

Poop related

A sandwich

Poop related

SG got the right answer on this one - she said rather archly "I do read!". I have posted here that I am English though I live in Scotland. Conceived in Cornwall, born and brought up in London, if you must know!

So there!