Hi everyone! Stupid newbie here!
 

Hey everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Maria and I'm a stupid newbie (at least that's what they refer to new people at SA, but whatever).

Message me if ya like....or don't. Either way, good to be here. :3eye:

Hallo Maria :) Welcome to the Cellar ... mind the gap.

You shop at the Gap Dana?


Oh and hello - by the way, what is SA?

Pics or you didn't happen.

Loooong time since I bought any Gap gear. These days it's usually Next, Matalan, TK-Maxx, New Look, or small designer outlets (like Sweet Fanny Adams in town)

Hi Maria you will now be required to take a test. Lumberjim will administer the test, there are no rite answers. You have to post a picture of your self. and Enjoy the madness!

Oooer!

Uh...well...here's a slightly disguised version of me next to a cat's face on a wookie's body. That work?
http://i43.tinypic.com/15nw0w8.jpg

such pressure....

1. When you dance, do you really dance?


2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room


3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?


4. How do you spell spigot?


5. what color is the number 2?


6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?


7.

silver, wet, rusty

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?


9. What's that on your desk?


10. high five!

I just LOVE stupid newbies!!


Just kidding, welcome to da Cellar.:D

I've just met a girl named Maria! :)

Welcome!

The pic is PURRRFECT.

Welcome, Maria. Hope you have a thick skin. You'll need one to survive here.

*pokes datalyss in the eye*

Ha!

Welcome!

Pkoe me, babe. POKE ME! :D

Careful whatcha wish for Draxxie :P

;)

ew.

cute pic!

hola maria, como esta?


(all the marias I know are mexican and awesome)

next time, just put your own quiz up for the bright eyed, bushy tailed, self proclaimed stupid newbie, ok?

I hate wasting them. ......someone else take the fucking quiz and, for the love of Mike....pass it!

K... I'll take it. Here is my answer:

FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!

kthnxbai

Fuck it, I'll do it:

1. When you dance, do you really dance? I'm like a cross between Rita Moreno and Beyonce, baybay.

2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room I just got some funny looks.

3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid? Your heid

4. How do you spell spigot? Spicket

5. what color is the number 2? Green

6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard mustard mustard, and none of that grey poupon crap either.

7. silver, wet, rusty What are horse names from old westerns, Alex.

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast? crispy bacon, eggs over medium, toast, coffee, and hash browns not scattered or nuttin', from the Awful Waffle.

9. What's that on your desk? A bunch of work I'm currently ignoring.

10. high five! Up high, down low...too slow!

What did I win?

First let's have a look at what you could've won.....

Wait wait wait...I'll take curtain number 2!

Psssssst! No one Ever takes curtain no.2! Give it back before its too late! :eek:

I'm a curtain trailblazer.

"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't pass it up!"

:lol:

lol

maybe she's my sockpuppet?





No. I could never figure out how to do that AND post a pic.
Dammit!

1. When you dance, do you really dance?
I shake the paint off the walls, baby
2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Diz didn't seem at all perplexed
3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your massive heid weighs so much it's responsible for the axis tilting. It's the real reason for global warming.
4. How do you spell spigot?
s'biccit
5. what color is the number 2?
Yellow. Two is also male.
6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
Bothski
7. silver, wet, rusty
Ewwww, is that your cockring?!
8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Nom, nom, nom... too busy eating
9. What's that on your desk?
What? Where? Oh that! NOYFB.
10. high five!
YAY!
Like I've forgiven you for not giving me one. Yet.
A speedboat. It's always a speedboat.

Greatest quiz answer evah!:lol2:

No. Imagine a spastic doughnut addict just getting off the tilt-a-whirl.

Heywood Jublowmee

Your heid

f-a-u-c-e-t

poop brown

mustard and relish

Not again!

Zoey Deschanel

That? Uh, it's a uh... gold bar. Yeah, that's what it is.

Here's your change

agreed.

Hmmm. LovelyMaria hasn't been back since she posted this a couple of days ago.

this is not a surprise

Yeah, but Sexobon is still around and a decent poster. I'd never have predicted that.

It's just the name, just the name.

How could you not have predicted that someone named after a giant cinnamon roll wouldn't "stick" around?

Yehbut ... Sexobon's an old dwellar wearing a new hat.

A little dicky bird just made me aware of that.
I'm such a plum.

His fault though (sexobon I mean).
You can't put SEX in front and expect me to read the end of the word! That's like putting a McDonalds in front of a bulimic and asking her to notice the pattern of the sesame seeds!

They're in a spiral pattern right? Oh please say they are.

They look like Jebus.

Mine look like the Virgin Marry.

:lol:

Oy! Virgin ... *points to a church* marry!

orly?

Hi LovelyMaria... I lurk around here looking for damsels that stray away from the Cellar. It's not that I'm dangerous or a threat... I'm just a... Madman! :shock:


I didn't know we did intros? No, that's not a question - I just thought I'd use the question mark because...

I think I should do an intro. Let me think about it for a few weeks. :)

So, I missed it. Who?

Try reading the name a different way :P

D'ye think maybe we scared her off? *bites lip*