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TheMercenary 04-28-2011 08:28 PM

I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet.

sexobon 04-29-2011 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 728585)
Today I learned that sexobon is male. :eek: I had been operating on what I thought had been given knowledge that he was female, and this belief dated back to his prior username, even. Musta crossed a major wire somewhere in my brain and attached another user's background to his name. Sorry about that, buddy.

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Thought I sounded too smart to be a guy, huh?

BigV 04-29-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 728585)
Today I learned that sexobon is male. :eek: I had been operating on what I thought had been given knowledge that he was female, and this belief dated back to his prior username, even. Musta crossed a major wire somewhere in my brain and attached another user's background to his name. Sorry about that, buddy.

LOL

footfootfoot 04-29-2011 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 728617)
I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet.

What?

footfootfoot 04-29-2011 09:00 PM

Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol.

Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism.

monster 04-29-2011 09:07 PM

Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks.

limey 04-30-2011 04:24 AM

If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer.
I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!).

Tulip 04-30-2011 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 729041)
Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks.

There's one brand that was decent. But then again, I don't like beer so I may not have minded the "a little lacking" beer taste. :D

Griff 04-30-2011 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 729138)
If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer.
I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!).

You might want to try Kombucha.

ZenGum 04-30-2011 09:54 AM

Water?

footfootfoot 04-30-2011 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 729160)
Water?

Are you crazy? Fish fuck in it.

ZenGum 04-30-2011 10:08 AM

So triple the price and sell it as a protein drink.

footfootfoot 04-30-2011 10:29 AM

I want to hire you to do all my marketing from now on.

SamIam 04-30-2011 12:41 PM

I drink bottled tea. There are lots of brands available that sell just straight tea with no sweetener of any kind.

Screw non-alcoholic beer. If I'm gonna drink beer, I might as well drink the good stuff. I have just sworn off the beer flavor completely. It CAN be done.

HungLikeJesus 04-30-2011 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 729038)
Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol.

Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism.

Maybe you just need a beer patch.


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