No! Pay attention to ME ME ME
 

I told a joke and nobody laughed. And this isn't the first time. . . . Y U NO LAFF?!1

That's because YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR. TIME TO GO!!!!!!!!1!!!!

lol
YOU HERE FOUR HOUR!!!1

Sorry, Flint.
I just don't find you funny.
Please leave.
And don't take Pie.

i hunglee

All you can eat-- but not forever!

but it's not all you prefer to eat or want to eat, but all you can eat.

Dale's (smorgasbord from back in the day) Golden Rule: TAKE ALL YOU WANT, BUT EAT ALL YOU TAKE.

You're thinking Human Centipede here, aren't you?
Nom nom.

All you can eat doesn't mean you should.

I like the fact that the last three words of this post are ME, ME, ME and the last person to post (before me) was FOOTFOOTFOOT.

I don't like that.
Because it's not about me.

coincidence. I deny everything.

You guys are making me hungry.

Sorry Sundae that it's taken me so long to post how much this made me laugh.

Jesus fuck ain't it the truth?

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Please do not respond to the above unless you have some BLAH to say about BLAH. I don't care about how your dog knew BLAH or how BLAH might affect society. I only want responses that respond to BLAH about ME.

kthxbai