You Know Whut?
 

Chicken butt.

You know why?


Chicken thigh.

You know how?

Roast sow

You know best?

Chicken breast.

You know who?

Chicken poo.

You know when?

Chicken hen.

You know who?

Chicken stew.

You know where?


Chicken derriere.

You know me?

Chicken pee!

Uno!







.... what? There's no punchline, it just means I have only one more card left. Come on, don't be chicken!

you know when?



eat a bag of shit, cuntface!

Stuff the chickin
And just get lickin'

You know those?
That's just gross.

You know IT

Chicken shit!

You know whose?

Chicken cooz

You......

OK, sorry, I was trying to come up with one for "cloaca" and I didn't make it.

so easy:

COCK!

you know Joe Whacker?

chicken cloaca

You know Jack?
He's fuckin' WACK!
And he's a chicken. Or something.

Who's fuckin a chicking?

Some pleasant fucker, I mean... pheasant plucker.

oh, him.

You no speak?

Chicken beak.



I tried.

Nothing but the best...

Breast Massage Therapist.

...and I don't mean chickens!

Winner, winner?

Chicken dinner.

weiner weiner
mechanically recovered dinner

what the I don't even?!?!?!