insult the person above you
 

c'mon. i dare ya

Re: insult the person above you
 

Hey God? Are **we** the best you can do?

Wait, don't answer that. :)

insult my boss?

She will fire me.

glatt is just as big of a smart ass as beestie, but not quite as quick

Lumberjim is the one-man equivalent of a plague of locusts descending upon the Cellar.

torrere's spastic fumblings with logic have all of the subtlety and grace of a sweaty teenager’s first orgasm.

But without the satisfying conclusion.

smoothmoniker is still trying to figure out who started the baseless rumor that artists in the music industry get laid all the time.

Beestie is...well, what kind of name is THAT?!?!? :D

Ladysycamore is so weak from dealing with sycamore's shit that she couldn't even come up with a proper insult.

Artists do ...




.... musicians don't




-sm

LOL...but don't test me. :D

smoothmoniker and Lsyc are both too stoopid to understand this format.

Why doesn't Lumberjim ever get that we all just want him to shut it?

If the cellar were a ship and UT was the cap, we'd all be going in a big fat circle in the harbor.

If Beestie was smart enough to read the thread after posting, he'd realize that if he got out of order somehow he could delete his post, but it would appear that any user interface more complicated than whacking it is beyond him

if UT had not fucked up in the first place, case wouldn;t have gotten away with that weak ass overplayed standby insult about the best looking guy in here.

LJ charged his own mother 21% APR and sold her the undercoating package also.

Beestie is LJ's Mamma.

Griff is a douchebag libertarian barefoot hillbilly who loves New York with all his heart and soul.

Sycamore secretly listens to The Archies Greatest Hits. He stores the CD inside a Charlie Parker jewel case.

if i have to listen to one more of elspode's ill-conceived analogies, I'm going to esplode.

...and you weren't, for much of that period. Maybe I'm thinking of your sister. damn weed.

<b>mrnoodle</b>, I like your shoes.

skunks, your mama wears combat boots!

Me thinks Marichiko and Skunks both have foot fetae. (I know, cheesy remark!)

jd's remarks are punfull to read.

Lumberjim sells shitty ass German cars.

Sycamore never learned to wipe properly.

My dog fobbles clods better than clodfobble does.

How much clod could a clodfobble fobble,
If a clodfobble could fobble clods?


glatt should have thought of that. :rolleyes:

lumberjim puts on womens clothing,

and hangs around in bars

[everybody sing ...]

sm is contributing to the crap that the RIAA doles out to us.

Hey, smoothmoniker, YOU give us a song, YOU'RE the piano man, and the cellar's in a mood for a melody (learned to read music, yet?)

marichicko could fuck up a new crowbar

Lumberjim would fuck a new crowbar.

which would be one more time than wolf has had sex in the last 2 years.

watch it Jimbo , chichee is packing heat :rattat:

zippyt packs his shorts :turd:

Mr. Noodle packs Zippyt:doit:

jdbuTTler?

Seeing doubles again? That explains your commercial pilot's career...:worried:

"I'm a lumberjim and I'm ok....";)

jd - bwahahahaha!!

lady s.- you only wish you could look like LJ!

Nah, actually I wish I had thought of a name that sounded like a raspberry! :D

I asked plthijinx how his love life was going.

He told me he's holding his own.

with BOTH hands damnit!

NBN couldn't sight in a X-bow to save his left jimmy boy.

plthijinx is so boring that no one could come up with an insult?

LJ is scared to take a demo wrangler off-road. Enough said.

JNG vagi-lubes the gearshift.:rolleyes:

jdbutler secretly wears SpongeBobSquarePants boxer shorts.

there's nothing wrong with spongebob boxers, beesite, you malodorous wig wearing hump.

shut up you self basting turkey

Griff has a secret desire to live in a penthouse, just like Lisa Douglas' in Green Acres.

[quote]Originally posted by plthijinx
[b]

with BOTH hands damnit!

Got both hands around the wrong stick again eh?
That further explains your Biography post to your Profile page; and the reason you can't find your ass with both hands!:biggrin:

jdbutler, as usual, making no sense, but compensating with awful timing. 'tard.

( just wanted to revive this one, really)

I smell sperm. did you burp?

I hear mrnoodle is religious.





i kid! i kid! ow! stop with the stones already!

No one is to throw a stone until I blow the whistle!

You cock-gobbling code-nazi.

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