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lumberjim 05-14-2004 12:50 AM

Questions for the Knowledge Pool
 
Tonight as I was walking, I noticed a spiderweb. A single strand that ran from just below the lamp on a street light, across the street, and into a tree. Does anyone know how a spider does this, or why? It didn't seem to be floating on a breeze or anything. In fact, the wind was blowing gently accross it.

Do the spiders hitch a ride on a bird's back and reel out web as the bird flies across to the tree? why is it pulled tight? I realize that I've always wondered about it, but never bothered trying to find out.

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2004 04:16 AM

They ride the wind if they can.
If not, they walk, trailing out a non-sticky line, to pull up from the other end.

lumberjim 05-14-2004 09:03 AM

but why?

LN 05-14-2004 09:49 AM

To get to the other side?

Undertoad 05-14-2004 10:10 AM

Too easy for the flying insects to evolve the tendency not to fly through smaller or enclosed places.

marichiko 05-14-2004 01:15 PM

Here is a site that will tell you more about spider webs than I bet you ever wanted to know:

http://www.brantacan.co.uk/spider_webs.htm

ladysycamore 05-14-2004 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
but why?
Why ask why? ;)

Elspode 05-14-2004 04:31 PM

Spiders first run a couple of anchor lines before spinning the actual "catching stuff" part of the web. They can often be quite long, like bridge cables.

lumberjim 05-14-2004 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Elspode
Spiders first run a couple of anchor lines before spinning the actual "catching stuff" part of the web. They can often be quite long, like bridge cables.
well, then this must have been a pretty optimistic spider.......apparently he had set out to catch himself some cars.

glatt 05-14-2004 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim


well, then this must have been a pretty optimistic spider.......apparently he had set out to catch himself some cars.

Reminds me of that old Far Side comic with the frog stuck by it's tongue to the bottom of a jet because it optimistically tried to catch the jet like a fly.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...itgas/far_side

blue 05-14-2004 06:15 PM

I noticed a spiderweb
 
You didn't sell any cars today did you?

Griff 05-14-2004 09:08 PM

:blunt: I'd say somebody knocked off early...

Elspode 05-14-2004 09:15 PM

The length and location of the anchor cable doesn't have anything to do with the ultimate size of the web itself. It is just an anchor point. Hey, it is miraculous that they can do it all. Let's not expect them to architects AND engineers! :p

lumberjim 05-14-2004 10:31 PM

Re: I noticed a spiderweb
 
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Originally posted by blue58
You didn't sell any cars today did you?
Thursday night to me is like Friday night to you normal people. In my business, you work Saturday, so everyone takes another day of the week off. I've had Friday for about 2 years now. I prefer it to having saturday off. In fact, we rotate one manager off on each saturday except the last of the month. You have to work your normal off day, though. This was my weekend, but I'd rather be off and able to do all of my errands when the idiots are at work ( not you idiots, the idiots that congest my local area). Also, Saturdays are my most lucrative days, so I work them.

Today I went driving back and forth to home depot 3 times. And got sunburned from having the top down in the Wrangler. It was hazy, so you didnt feel the sun........sneaky bastard that it is......I have not bought this years bottle of sunscreen yet.

On my first trip, I filled the Jeep up with Peat moss. 11 yards of it. Then I went back and rented a rototiller. FUN. I only had it for 4 hours, so I had to go back yet again to return it. I got a new pushmower for Jinx while I was there. And some more solder so I could attach a new hose bib ....because this fucking old ass cute, quaint historic, house did not have A FUCKING OUTSIDE SPIGOT!!!.....boy, the things you miss when you look at a new house. And I was trying to be careful, having missed a bunch of stupid shit the first time I bought a house.......*breathing now* ......

the home depot is like 25 minutes from my house. That's 150 minutes driving back and forth. 2 1/2 hours in the Sun plus the time I was Rototillering. Yeah, I'm pretty red. dumbass.

wolf 05-15-2004 12:47 AM

Re: Re: I noticed a spiderweb
 
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Originally posted by lumberjim
....because this fucking old ass cute, quaint historic, house did not have A FUCKING OUTSIDE SPIGOT!!!.....
Can't you just have the boy haul the bucket up from the well?

blue 05-15-2004 08:04 AM

Good call on renting the rototiller.

I cringe every time I hear my wife fire ours up, she's a holy terror with that thing. She only stops for gas, I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass if she ever realizes how strong her forearms have become using that thing.

elSicomoro 05-15-2004 09:09 AM

Re: Re: I noticed a spiderweb
 
Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
Thursday night to me is like Friday night to you normal people. In my business, you work Saturday, so everyone takes another day of the week off. I've had Friday for about 2 years now. I prefer it to having saturday off. In fact, we rotate one manager off on each saturday except the last of the month. You have to work your normal off day, though. This was my weekend, but I'd rather be off and able to do all of my errands when the idiots are at work ( not you idiots, the idiots that congest my local area). Also, Saturdays are my most lucrative days, so I work them.
I had a schedule like that when I worked at a call center. God, I hated that schedule...and that job.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2004 10:28 AM

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I got a new pushmower for Jinx while I was there.
Nice gift. Belated mother's day gift?:)

lumberjim 05-15-2004 10:30 AM

early fathers day gift

Undertoad 05-15-2004 10:36 AM

I tellya, it's a real luxury, getting to run errands when the rest of humanity isn't out there trying to get stuff done. You can drive down the highways at full speed, park close to your store, find an aisle with nobody in it etc.

I won't leave the house at 6pm weekdays.

jinx 05-15-2004 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
early fathers day gift
coughbullshitcough

lumberjim 05-15-2004 11:53 AM

OK, i got it because the one we have sucks ass. the new one is self propelled and jinx can use it much more easily. I normally do the lawn, but when it rains on my days off, i'm screwed. unless i want to mow in the dark.

lumberjim 05-15-2004 03:12 PM

What rhymes with "orange"?

Undertoad 05-15-2004 03:16 PM

more flange

blue 05-15-2004 03:18 PM

moron...sort of.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2004 05:23 PM

Forage

Clodfobble 05-15-2004 06:07 PM

door hinge

blue 05-15-2004 06:11 PM

Oh man, I was pretty sure nothing rhymed with orange, Clodfobble is a freaking genius!

You design video games right? Could you get to work on one I could actually win? Tapper was cool but to hard...there, you have a starting point.

Clodfobble 05-15-2004 06:19 PM

In case you're curious, the (only) three other words in English that nothing rhymes with are silver, purple, and month. (I have some weird ass shit tucked away in my brain.)

And I don't design the games themselves, just the sounds for them. Never heard of Tapper... did it sound good? :)

Slartibartfast 05-15-2004 06:23 PM

So we have orange and purple as non-rhyming words. Who the hell named our colors????

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2004 06:24 PM

Sliver, corporal and cunth, are close enough.:)

Clodfobble 05-15-2004 06:26 PM

I've always figured "pilfer" was close enough for silver too.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2004 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Slartibartfast
So we have orange and purple as non-rhyming words. Who the hell named our colors????
Wasn't a poet.;)

lumberjim 05-15-2004 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Clodfobble
door hinge
this depends on how you pronounce orange.

I say 'AAARNJ' one sylable .......now that i've said it repeatedly, i'm pretty sure that it isn't a word at all.


When you repeat a word, it loses it's connotation. try saying "north" over and over 20 or 30 times.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2004 09:32 PM

Well, if you're not going to speak English, all bets are off.:rolleyes:

OnyxCougar 05-16-2004 12:34 PM

Re: Re: Re: I noticed a spiderweb
 
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Originally posted by sycamore


I had a schedule like that when I worked at a call center. God, I hated that schedule...and that job.

Such is my life.

lumberjim 06-03-2004 04:48 PM

why do moths fly towards the light?

jinx 06-03-2004 05:01 PM

in the li-i-ight... everybody needs the light... ooo-oohh yea-eah... everybody.. everybody...

limey 06-03-2004 05:49 PM

In Scots English there is a word "hirple" to rhyme with "purple". It means to hurry along in a limping manner (probably comes from the same root as to "hobble").
Just thought you'd like to know ....

LJ 01-05-2008 01:25 AM

why does RX stand for pharmacy?

Happy Monkey 01-05-2008 01:35 AM

Subcontracted to another knowledge pool.

Summary: Probably from Latin recipe, "to take".

wolf 01-05-2008 02:03 AM

We rarely use that one at work, but often document tx and sx ...

There are a LOT of weird medical abbreviations. My personal favorite is SCUT. So descriptive, yet so mysterious.

I have to be careful when I'm writing lists and things longhand that other people are going to have to use, because a lot of the medical abbreviations, while they make sense, like many kinds of industry specific shorthand, only do so when you have the context.

ZenGum 01-05-2008 02:24 AM

Is there a rhyme for "window"? Or "meringue"?

And is there a rhyme for "people" other than steeple? Because I am tired of song writers twisting hell out of the the flow of the lyrics' meaning to squeeze in a reference to a steeple.

DanaC 01-05-2008 06:26 AM

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Is there a rhyme for "window"? Or "meringue"?
Lindow (as in Lindow Man) and Harangue *grins*

DucksNuts 01-05-2008 06:38 AM

Whats SCUT, wolf?

Spexxvet 01-05-2008 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 421732)
Whats SCUT, wolf?

Saddam Hussein's missile.:rolleyes:


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