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Forum: Nothingland 05-25-2020, 09:44 AM
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Posted By sexobon
He can lick the plastic periodically.

He can lick the plastic periodically.
Forum: Nothingland 05-24-2020, 02:32 PM
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Posted By sexobon
You need a gimmick to bring 'em in... HEPA cabin...

You need a gimmick to bring 'em in... HEPA cabin filter!
Forum: Nothingland 05-03-2020, 09:49 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Woe is me...

^No one got the irony (sigh).^

I guess I'm the only one here old enough to remember that quinine and its derivatives, like chloroquine, are muscle relaxants. Decades ago, quinine and vitamin E (to...
Forum: Nothingland 05-03-2020, 12:45 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Have you tried chloroquine?

Have you tried chloroquine?
Forum: Nothingland 02-15-2020, 06:39 PM
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Posted By sexobon
After doing all that yourself, it's time to let...

After doing all that yourself, it's time to let your helpmate polish the knob. You don't want it to become weathered.
Forum: Nothingland 12-20-2019, 06:05 PM
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Posted By sexobon
I'd say he was still working on cool stories for...

I'd say he was still working on cool stories for your scar: Girlfriend crossed her legs and broke your glasses [while you were eating her out].

That's all I got.
Forum: Nothingland 12-06-2019, 10:44 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Bought a DIY facelift kit for eye wrinkles. Doing...

Bought a DIY facelift kit for eye wrinkles. Doing the other side next week.

Got an anti-facial recognition device implant.

Termite damage.
Forum: Nothingland 12-06-2019, 06:14 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Bullet grazed your head while shopping at the...

Bullet grazed your head while shopping at the mall on Black Friday.

Hit a bird while skydiving, found a broken beak inside your helmet.

Doing an overhead lift of your figure skating partner and...
Forum: Nothingland 10-18-2019, 05:25 PM
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Posted By sexobon
A cock with a dickhead. That used to be a...

A cock with a dickhead.

That used to be a normal finding.
Forum: Nothingland 08-21-2019, 10:05 PM
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Posted By sexobon
You have passed the test and must leave the...

You have passed the test and must leave the temple now, Grasshopper.
Forum: Nothingland 08-15-2019, 04:21 PM
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Posted By sexobon
That's enough for the whole of Margaritaville.

That's enough for the whole of Margaritaville.
Forum: Nothingland 08-11-2019, 07:39 PM
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Posted By sexobon
As long as you call it red, white and blue. If...

As long as you call it red, white and blue. If it's blue, white and red (like the French flag); then, then it's le Coq Gaulois (Gallic Rooster), symbol of the French people. You'll know if you did...
Forum: Nothingland 08-11-2019, 07:54 AM
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Posted By sexobon
Cockamamie!

Cockamamie!
Forum: Nothingland 05-19-2019, 11:00 AM
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Posted By sexobon
Clichés are cheaper by the dozen, a baker's dozen...

Clichés are cheaper by the dozen, a baker's dozen even.
Forum: Nothingland 05-19-2019, 08:55 AM
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Posted By sexobon
Perhaps the princess charmed a family man with...

Perhaps the princess charmed a family man with the seven year itch into offering tens of thousands more in the heat of the moment. Don't make an offer on anything else until after this one closes. It...
Forum: Nothingland 05-18-2019, 11:54 AM
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Views: 547,702
Posted By sexobon
It was nice; but, not worth giving up everything...

It was nice; but, not worth giving up everything else your money can buy.
Forum: Nothingland 05-18-2019, 09:32 AM
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Views: 547,702
Posted By sexobon
Because the agent wants to maximize the...

Because the agent wants to maximize the commission.
Forum: Nothingland 01-19-2019, 06:34 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Et tu, R2D2?

Et tu, R2D2?
Forum: Nothingland 12-24-2018, 07:23 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Believe it or not.

Believe it or not.
Forum: Nothingland 11-04-2018, 08:51 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Are you going to put locking swivel casters on it?

Are you going to put locking swivel casters on it?
Forum: Nothingland 11-26-2017, 02:58 PM
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Posted By sexobon
The first set is just minus signs and I see only...

The first set is just minus signs and I see only 2 out of 3 of the second set.
Forum: Nothingland 11-25-2017, 03:40 PM
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Posted By sexobon
He said they did that on porpoise.

He said they did that on porpoise.
Forum: Nothingland 08-27-2017, 08:47 PM
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Views: 547,702
Posted By sexobon
No cranial sutures so it's not poor Yorick.

No cranial sutures so it's not poor Yorick.
Forum: Nothingland 08-26-2017, 06:49 AM
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Views: 547,702
Posted By sexobon
The eye socket kinda, sorta, maybe reminds me of...

The eye socket kinda, sorta, maybe reminds me of Bertel Thorvaldsen's Swiss Pig (https://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=993537#post993537); although, this one looks like more of a hog (HOG!).
Forum: Nothingland 07-11-2017, 08:48 PM
Replies: 2,058
Views: 547,702
Posted By sexobon
Must be some new kind of seven year itch. :unsure:

Must be some new kind of seven year itch. :unsure:
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